Ef: A Fairy Tale of the Two Hair Fixing

My cakes turned out awesomely light and fluffy, my stir fry was very tasty and tomorrow i'm going to make my Aussie Burgers

well at the airport...got 2 hours before the flight

but i like to have lots of time so i dont have to stress

i scared to get on a plain.

im not. planes are much safer

hundreds at most die in plane crashes in the whole world....tens of thousands die in car crashes in the Usa alone

in a year, that is

i just don't like the takeoff

the landing is scarier for me

at least you are going away from the ground on takeoff but on landing you look like you are gonna crash right into it

if you have a window seat at least

i'm a white knuckler on take off

can't help it

i never got on one befor.

wait thought you're not doing that anymore eric

that's a skewed statistic, acid

it's just they don't let dumbasses fly planes

but anybody with one eye, one arm, and one leg can get a driver's license

i bet if flying licenses were widely available and planes cost the same as cars

everybody would die the same, if not more than in car crashes

lol

you can't even be a pilot if you wear glasses

even if you got lasik, u can't fly

wow

at least by USAF standards