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at least you are going away from the ground on takeoff but on landing you look like you are gonna crash right into it

if you have a window seat at least

i'm a white knuckler on take off

can't help it

i never got on one befor.

wait thought you're not doing that anymore eric

that's a skewed statistic, acid

it's just they don't let dumbasses fly planes

but anybody with one eye, one arm, and one leg can get a driver's license

i bet if flying licenses were widely available and planes cost the same as cars

everybody would die the same, if not more than in car crashes

lol

you can't even be a pilot if you wear glasses

even if you got lasik, u can't fly

wow

at least by USAF standards

sup

heres the thing though, planes have a safety check before each flight

and maintenance many times throughout the year.

how often do cars get checked out?

also your chance of getting killed in a plane crash is much less than getting struck by lightening

you have even less chances of winning the lottery than you do of dropping dead at any moment

yup

sad

HI