Triage X A New X Army!

in theory yes

do i get a scooby snack for this?

oh yes

i am now happiness incarnate

bit different tho

meh, works

I still haven't done anything productive today

starting to feel bad about it

i was supposed to study but a white widow turned up

now i am at peace

ho ho ho

a butt soap!

but soap

...b-but

nice soap, now pick it up

the movie Epic is really epic. glad i decided to watch in 3d

ok i'm done now

ok

thank you for your service

i can't think of a better punchline except...welcome?