Good Kitty.

no

Purr for me.

bantam's murder indent is messing my wifi

im stealing ur bandwidth deto

Bantams is too sweet to murder.

tosses a Ball of Yarn at Bantams

get a real cat

X'D

Mine refuses to play.

maybe you are an asshole to it

I bought her Toys, but she never plays with them.

She is only sweet on my Bed.

She sleeps on my Chest.

I bought my cat toys that made him intelligent

he can talk now

laughing out loud!

first thing he said was "dude, cactuses are not toys"

My Cat just looked at me and meowed.

I bought her Treats last Night.

I buy treats for mine too

watermelons, beer and ice creams

She will purr for Kitty Treats and for Catnip, but other than that, she will not play or let me hold her.

sings "Pussycats, Pussycats, I love you! Yes, I do! You and your Pussycat Nose!"