it's hard and solid

like my body

good description

does that mean deto is a demi god?

understood, bantamium

deto i will smack you silly boy

you blaspheme against the geods

date rock go

deto is a chiseled god

dating rocks is old school, i date people now

bantam is 16.3 billion years old...me gawds...he's older than the universe O_O

well, gents, it's time for me to go, will be back later, maybe. bye~<3

I'm older than bantam

you scared gurls with your chemistry

clap clap

cheerio vamps~<3

50 bucks say i love gurls more than you, dets

wrong deto, chemistry makes my legs quiver~<3

anyway, later guys~

no wai, my luv is neverending

like in Twilight

bai gurl

quick stop vamp before she kills again

so you like gurls because they smell good?

she's gonna do a vampire on people

if she makes more gurl vampires that live forever i'm happy