Geebus. I think I'll just paste in what I sent around on a MySpace Bulletin. I HATE Fwd/Chain letters. I mean, if you read the following, could you get any idea of that?
Ah, the lovely workings of a simple CTRL+V.
NOTE : This is going to be some intense ranting. xD; Just ignore it if you're queasy about usage of um body parts and bad words.
Am I the only intellectual person on this site that doesn't think that all that bulletin crap is just a flashback to squee!MiddleSchoolYears? No? Well, thank God there's some iota of intelligence left on this site.
-_____-; Excuse me if this comes off sounding wa~ay bitchy or snarky or whatever, but this is why Facebook rocks, and LiveJournal, for that matter, and why MySpace is down in the dumps. What the hell? Do you all actually believe that bull****about "OMFG!!1!!wun!!excl!!ama!!shun!!pt!! Send / Repost this or you'll never be able to get IT up again, or if you're a girl, you'll never have good sex!" pizzazz? Oh, wait, sorry. The example I put up wasn't completely correct. I forgot that those bulletins tend to lack a) the standard grammatical mechanics, b) correct spelling, and c) any form of coherent thought process.
Shit, I'm not a *******brainiac, so what does that make you all? Stupid? -_-;
Lay off posting bulletins if all you know how to post are inane bulletins that have no relevance to our lives. I thought we all progressed far, far from those types of FWD/ChainLetter when we left elementary middle school. I guess I was wrong.
Oh God, this is why I rarely check up on MS. Making friends was amusing. Checking up on my best of on here was even better. But, hell, this was like when I had an AOHell account and was flooded with Fwd/Don'tBreakTheChain!-It'sBeenGoingOnSince1943!! letters.
:D Remember, snark beats great healthcare. Oh, and seeing as how I ignored all of those fwd posts, shouldn't I be dead or extremely unlucky by now? And since I'm still breathing and lucky, doesn't that just screw up the whole "jinx"?
And, just to go with the whole "flow" here, let me post on!
You have to repost this to spread the knowledge of these idiotic posts! If you don't, then your ****will shrivel up to a beautiful one inch -- when hard, my lovelies -- and your breasts will deflate to nothing, and if you're male, heck they'll enlarge to 36DDs. Then, the glass within your house will, for some strange and unknown reason, shatter. This will thus end up impaling all members of said household to death.
And just when you thought it was all over, an earthquake of gigantic proportions will erupt right under your home, but only yours, and ruin everything. And you thought you could get something back from insurance companies? Hah! They've just upped your rates and left you high and dry in the pits of DEBT.
But, of course, this will only happen if you don't repost this luffly thing in .09872349872349234 milliseconds. So, hurry! Get repostin'!
Oh, and of course that includes the standard "Don't post this? Hah! You've just got yourself a warranted death and crappy sex for the next 3984723948724 years." Have a nice night.
Please realize the heavy amounts of sarcasm used within this post. And so with that, I'll leave you all.






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6 years, 9 months ago
Oh definitely. xD AP doesn't have those POPUPS!likeCRAZY going on, lol. I appreciate that this is also a free site. :3 My budget wouldn't be able to handle having to pay for this. xD So thanks to the management, whoever you guys are. ^^