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MARS!?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 3 months ago

 

Mars, nah, dont think so, we probally will eventually but things need to get REAL bad here. But i must say ~einkenhein, u are one intense mother fucker, appaludes!!!

Taking Over the World

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 6 months ago

 

No man, u all got it wrong. What u do is get a grant from gouverment (or become which) and start a cloning and bio-manipulation (changing what people will be, ya kno, bigger, faster,stronger) and use said grant. Dont think that the clones will take the world, they will just serve as dispensivable soldiers. Start taking over the countries that are out of the way and have low population or population densities. Take over these contries. Establish bases in these contries all of their allies. From there concentrate on the Oceanic contries A.K.A Japan, Austrailia, Philipines, New Zeland. These contries will be the staple contries. From here, slowly take over the third world, followed by orient, followed by Asia, followed by South America then Central America. All of this is just to mass a army that can take the States, one of the only forces that can stop u. With the massive clone army and the billions of people that are now under your loyalty, take the states. Then move to Europe. It is fairly small but has a force to be recconed with. You have them sorounded on 3 fronts so take that. Wait. Russia is a task all in itself so get the army massed and the loyalities true. Then take Russia. This will take much longer than States but it won't be half the fight. From here, just establish you loyalites and combat the rebels. Take over the rest if there is any. Kill the smart that are not loyal.

Weponry is a different thing. I have a weapon in theory that will not harm the earth but rather feed off it to take your opponents. And make sure to have gouverning generals in the places u take over otherwise they will fall.

What is love?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 9 months ago

 

Ok, love is something COMPLETELY different from any sexual attraction. In my opinion that is what is one of the things wrong with society. Take this. Love is liking someone dipite their differences and quirks. Sexual attraction is what most people get married for today THINKNG its love. Love is getting to that 25th aniversary. EXAMPLE: U meet a person u like this person ALOT. U dunno why but u do. U start goin out with this person and get into a long term relationship. Suddenly the person gets cancer and goes through kemo. Now ur cool with it ( and if ur not, well ur a ass ). In the end, after all is done, the person ends up with some sort of disfigurement or abnormality. I mean she is now no longer the person that she was physically. If u break up with her on cause of this, all u felt was lust not love. If u stay with her then thats love cause she is still the same person on the inside.

Now the question is what would u choose.

Do you believe in God (Gods) ?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 9 months ago

 

God is just a way of man representing his want to kno what the world is and why it is the way it is BEFORE advanced science tecniques came along to explain things. Now that we have these tecniques, why is religion and subsequentially God still around. The fact that blind faith has played a major part in believing in God, it is all that religion need to keep going. The people that believe cannot be changed because the one thing that science cant explain ( cause it was created by the mind that has become a entity in the minds of millions ) is God and therefore everything else science proves is false. God is central to religion and without proof that it doesnt exist, it must exist cause of blind faith.

Me personally, I have a seperate set of belief systems that I am unable to find through any religion i kno of. All u need is something that gets u through the day.

Have any unique talents?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 10 months ago

 

I have no talents but i can do strange things with my hands. No i dont shove them in weird places, i make noises. I can pop almost all my joints in my body. Its like crackin your knukles but i can do it 3 ways for every joint in my body. That and i got |_337 fingers. My thunb can bend all the way back when i put my thumb up and i can bend my fingers to touch my backhand. Im not talented in a freak.

the word 'lol'

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 10 months ago

 

lol is gettin to overrated but its just a word that n00bs are using way to much. And n00b is gettin used way to much to. Its just when words enter mainstreamby ppl that use a word improper or are immature and repetidly use it in a attemp to be funny. Is gotten so bad where i am we say lawls ( dont say letters, say the word ). lol has gotten way to bad. n00b is another story. Now i was one of the first ppl around here to start sayin it but now it is said in place of everything. Our vocabulary is bein diminuated by an overexcessive amount of useage by ppl who use it just cause everyone else is. STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!

MPD ( Multiple Personalities Disease )

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 10 months ago

 

I kno but there are stages. Complete body immersion happens in only the extreme clinical cases. I just kno they're there. They just dictate some actions. It'll probally get bad one day but for now its just wicked. It sounds strange but i enjoy it, ALOT.

Ever just goof off with your friends and make a video?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 10 months ago

 

All the freakin time. Im sorta in production now. I already have 2 and a CD of me and a few guys bein jack asses. Its mostly me that gets the laughs. Look up Watch Set Collection on soundclick.com and listen to Cat named Francais or Boggin Up Around Da Bay. I promise you wont be dissapointed.

Wat r guys most attracted to in a girl?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 10 months ago

 

As long as they dont look like they just ate a cow or they are a bone rack im fine. Now i dont got anything against big girls but there's that girl that we all kno that looks like a house. PUT DOWN THE FORK. That and girls that use WAY to much makeup. its ok for a bit but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh. ANd blue eye liner, my god whut do women think they are. DO THEY THINK ITS SEXY!!!!!! They look like beasts. Maintenance is nessisary but we dont need somethin from a horror movie. They also need some tits, that kinda goes with the anorexic thing. Theres some stuff that we like, ex/ tits, ass, legs, face; but those things are conditional.

Holland: A Political party for Pedophiles???

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

What makes one thing wrong is societys opinion on a event. For the majority all lwas are based on a constitution of sorts or on religious laws directly set in the holy writings. Beastiality and pedophilia, probally more but i cant think of them now, are just are views on a situation. In some countries, i know their out there just cant name them now, think nothing of having relations with adolesents or animals ( though animals is probally frowned upon ) is still legal, and NO im not talking about Thailand. And pedophilia is not a medical condition. It is a preference caused but what a person is "turned on" by. It may have been onsaught by a condition but itself is not a disease. It is normally caused by wanted to be dominate. These people probally started of with BDSM but is just progression. They want more and worse and them BOOM there they are, liking kids. That and these people are sex addicts, for the most part.

As for the people from holland, its not a opinion on the holland people in general just these sick bastards.

Have you ever been made fun of for liking anime?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Oh and for the people that lived in europe, im not sure how big or ever if u guys had a pokemon fad but here in North America it was pretty big.

Have you ever been made fun of for liking anime?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Its a simple fact. People dont like people who like anime. To them it is a immature and only a form of "cartoon". People that like anime have a steriotype that peopkle who dont like anime are like the extreamest that you see like when u watch coverage of Anime North or whatever you have where your at, ( i only saw commercials but those guys are freaks ). We dont shower, sit in the dark watching anime for endless hours, only talk to people in a language that only a freak would know that they learned from watching anime and and complete and utter retards that are so anti-social its not funny. This kinda all started with that fad pokemon, which i was in im sad to say. They saw how we all took our "cards" seriously and played the game, rarely comin out and stayin bared up and talking in the pokemon language. Now that was me ( god i was a loser ), and a lot of the people that got into the card fads but not all. Now we all have moved away from that but that steriotype has been edged into their heads and for that is why we are dispised. They see us as freaks. That and they clump us with the Star Wars fans, and we know how bad they can get.

the world of magic...

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Y'all are n00bs. There might be alternate universes but to have any magical occurance to happen it would have to deny the laws of REALITY!!!!!!!!!!For god sakes, i wish i could fire balls of fire from my hands and fly and pwn some n00bs, ex u guys, but i know it CANT HAPPEN. Magic spits in the face of science, oh wait it cant because its not real. Get a life

*Curiosity: "how many hours of school work do you do a day?"

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Homework is a vestigal part of skool. For this reason i do none. If u didnt learbn it in class, thats the teachers fault. If u have to study for something u just did the teach is a ass. This is for teh ppl who listen, and if u dont, homework is nessisary. U dont listen and therefore u do nothing, so u gotta learn it somewhere.

the world of magic...

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Buuday wha i luvs da magik. I is a levl 23 mage with the staff of Damar D'untar and plus 70 hp on dem randers wha. Budday i h8s dem. Dey is stupid liek dem orcs. Budday one Bolt of Kalmah at dere asses and i pwnes the n00bs. Dey gots de Helm of Fuinn but i gots da cloack of Munnig and i repels dah wha. La i takes dem.

Hoobastank

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

I h8 them cause all they are is a band that is hopping on the shitty rock/punk wave. Its just like all the other wannabes but i can at least say one thing. They have half decent songs and havent completely sold out, yet. If they got a bit heavier i might even listen to them. As long as they dont go emo or punk while they're really pop they wont be at the top of my "I H8 these freakin n00bs" list. That spot belongs to simple plan, i h8 those ppl.

Different Types of Music

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Come on, where are the metal fans. its had to believe you guys arent out there. Well anyways if u are heres a list of the good ones:

Avenged Sevenfold ( their new stuff is crap ) Children of Bodom Dark Funeral Devil Driver Dimmu Borgir ( just Death cult armagedon ) Ensiferum ( Be choosy ) Helloween High and Mighty Color ( j-rock i kno but hey ) Hypocrisy Kalmah ( stuff from swampsong ) Killswitch Engage Kittie ( female ) Lamb of God ( really heavy ****) Luca Turilli ( again be choosy ) Mastadon Death Necrophagist Rhapsody ( watch out, there is crap ) Shadows Fall ( i recomend Art of Balance ) Slayer Slipknot Symphony X ( progressive ) Dream Theather ( again progressive ) The Black Dahlia Murders The Haunted The Red Chord Tool Trivium Type O Negative Underoath Unearth And for the black Metal fans Napalm Death and Crytopsy

Take a look :)

Why famous equals blond ?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Ok im gonna tell u guys this in bio facts. Men like blonds. Men like blonds cause they are physically more able and better to have children, ( sry ladies ). something about their genes. Same thing with a girl who has giant tits and a waist to die for. It is all better for reproduction. Now what do women actresses want the most/ People to like them and since the female population isnt the main target of women what do they do? Attract men attention. What do men like? Blonds, for reasons i just mentioned. NOw what i dont understand is why women become anorexic freaks. Lindsy Lohan, u made all men sad in their pants.

North Dakota

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

dont worry, hes old, i wont party to hard!!!!! :D

Holland: A Political party for Pedophiles???

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

I can understand where they are coming from, they are attracted to kids. But legalizing it is like legalizing rape, some people do like to rape other people but its still wrong. These people need a vent, something to get this outta their system. Find out what that is ( as long a its not real children ) and give them and legalize that. Ex/ lolikon. Sure it looks wrong to us but its way better than REAL kids.

North Dakota

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

YAY!!!!!!. This is by far the most random topic ever. Im now goin to go to Noth Dakota, finding the oldest person that i can see and gettin like 10 000 pics with him. It'll be great. I'll mak a day of it. Ill take him skateboarding and we'll play paintball then go to a karaoke bar and we'll sing and sing and sing. I love random!!!!!!!!!

Do we see the surrounding as the same thing?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Forever i have wondered the smae question, except with colors. In kindergarden or whenever you learnded ur colors, how do u kno that they are the colors they are. We could be shown a color, pointed at it and they say "that is the color blue" while in reality that could be purple or green. All of that is just a title put onto something like for exaple the sky. we all kno it as blue but it could be anything. Each person would see a different color and we'd never know because we wre all told that that color is blue. a bit confusing but thats pretty much the same concept with people. Just that there is such a diversity of people and perceptions of what people look like that what we see is more or less other peoples opinions visualized into our thoughts than our own cognitive thoughts. That blended with our sence of people and what we see as our opinions on other peoples opinions and that altogether makes up what we see as a person.

Games and Anime

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

RESIDENT EVIL!!!!!! So much opertunity to do sooo much. There needs to be a game so epic, words couldn't dare speak its name. That is what we need. RE might not be the game but you we need a anime that if u watch it for like 5 minutes you orgasm right there and then.

Sonic's decline?

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~mjhammerman

5 years, 11 months ago

 

Sonic is goin the same way as Mario. All games that at one point had a lucitive profit margine. It seems one by one the classics are goin to the way side and gettin more nad more ridiculous ideas. Then after the ideas run out, come the racing games, rumble games and such whatnots. Take Donkey Kong and Mario. Now Mario party did sell well and Diddy Kong racing did fairly well but as a recent racing game take Jak or even crash. They just wont let them die. In a few mounths in expecting Sonic party so prepare urselves.