Everyone has done it in their life for sure. This might sound sick but I'm just curious. When someone excess gas around ppl, those people tend to get away from that person and give a bad comment. I guess its ok to do it when your alone, but your still doing something bad because your polluting the air. What are your oppinions?

I always figured that if you held it in too long you would explode, but if you "rip" it too fast you might accidentally let out a number two. So my solution? A nice n' slow approach in small bursts to minimize sound.

MrKnockerz

I always figured that if you held it in too long you would explode, but if you "rip" it too fast you might accidentally let out a number two. So my solution? A nice n' slow approach in small bursts to minimize sound.

LMAO!

It's just rude to let one go in a public place for obvious reasons. One being, smell.

OMG! ROTFL!! XD XD XD This is hilarious!!

A nice and slow approach!! ROTFL!! XD XD XD

Ok... ok...

Well, quite a strange topic but fun! Haha!! XD

Look, people run away from the stink. Not from the person. I hope you understand. I mean, just tell me, what would you do at that very moment when you are in a lift and the other guy shoots out a few cannonballs?? Hmmm?? Would you go closer to him to have a better feel of the cannonballs?? Or would you step away a bit??

Farting is quite natural. And sometimes necessary. Sure everyone does it, maybe even Brad Pit or Keira Knightley might be doing it!! Even Shakira might be giving out a few while 'doing it' on stage!! Haha!! XD

When a person farts, it spoils the environment around. The mood. The atmosphere. And is also considered rude and indescent to a certain extent. And different people have different reactions to it. Some try to contain themselves. Some simply lash out their rage. And some can ignore it.

But it is best to not to get in such an embarrasing situation. You must train your body in a way that this doesn't happen often.

Whenever the stomach is not able to digest the food properly, it has to let it all out. It's is funny that it comes out that way!! Haha!! XD

Anyhow...

Therefore it is very important to know what to eat, when to eat and how much to eat. If you take proper care of this factor, you might not fart at all!! ^_<

However, if worse comes to worse and you have to 'do it'. Try to get to a private place as soon as you can. Excuse yourself from public. The nice and slow approach that Knockerz mentioned could seem nice. But not in certain places. For example, if there are people standing quite close to you, and you let it out slow and easy, it might become even worse. Just use your imagination to know the situation...

Although there is no major escape from such embarrasment in those scenarios. However, if people are quite away from you, you must follow Knockerz's method. As that would minimize sound so most people won't even notice. But make sure to not to get too concious about it. Or else it might become quite obvious to everyone else...

But the best way to prevent this is having proper control over food intake.

Now, i am not a food expert or anything of that sort and i don't want to make this thread look like a Diet Class or something... so i'll just leave it all to you :P

Eat healthy, sleep well, don't tease girls, respect every female, be confident, have fun, party to the max, get over with studies asayc, share what you can, do proper exercise, fart less :P

Warmest regards,
The Firestorm

MrKnockerz

I always figured that if you held it in too long you would explode, but if you "rip" it too fast you might accidentally let out a number two. So my solution? A nice n' slow approach in small bursts to minimize sound.

LOL! ^_^ I've heard that from someone before. I think it's absolutly funny! I think if you really, really, really have to, then I guess you have to just let it out (but somewhere where there is hardly anyone ^_^).

Certainly for guys it is quite the laugh riot, however in more public settings I don't really think it is inappropriate, just embarrassing for the person. I mean a natural function of the human body cannot be prevented. For the most part I think people just ignore it because they understand it happens. As for people thinking it is polluting the air, I am sure driving their cars around does a lot more damage.

LOL! :D

Well i dunno, i like to do it when im alone i guess! I dont want everyone around me hearing a great big "BBBBFFFFTTTTTTT"!

It just irritates others thats the reason y...but i reckon that farting is just like...walking around with super bad body odour...i'd hate that to happen.

Who cares is what I say. Everybody wants to be considered a good clean person instead of being labeled "BAD", screw all of that stop being sanctimonious and be yourself.

If possible, I would go away from crowd and take an appropiate place. I never hold it but rip it off slowly... almost without making noise ^^ if someone smells it I'll act like I don't know

I don't understand the whole problem of farting in public. I mean we all do it, of course it smells, but so what, sometimes we can't help it. Here is a near impossible situation. Your in a crowd of oh lets say, 20 people. One person farts, then another, then everyone farts. Are you going to say "EWW gross!?" No, because you did it too and that would just be idiotic.

So my point is, don't make a huge deal out of this.

This is the most hilarious topic I've ever seen here. XD Firestorm, some people fart whatever they ate some time ago, I know a certain someone who did this all the time, and it always looked, it smells as bad as Onizuka's VX attack(Very Stinky). I often considered it in myself as an alternative chemical weapon. But in cases what Firestorm mentioned he was punished at least. :D

This posts are hilarious! ha ha! =)

Well, release those gases usually make the other's reaction toward our "done". ^^ But I think, the other's reaction is over-acted. In my class, if someone spotted while or have done that thing(excrete the excess gases), he/she will be shouted loudly and entire class will say "Oh, what a stinky smell..." ^^; But I think, those act is pointless. Why? Because all of us must be excrete that gases. And if they've excreted it, they'll hide it too. But why do they "screaming" on the people that excrete that gas too? ^^;

But sure, we must try to keep the other's "smell" good. We must appreciate their dislike on the excess gases, as same with us, we don't like it too. ^^ So, I think we must try as we can not to excrete is in the crowdy place. That'll keep the other "happy"(not smelling the gas ^^), beside, we'll get no problem because of that. ^^

[X]-iLe

LOL this is topic is extra funny :)

First of all...WOW FirestormII you have really done one hell of a research on this matter haven't you?(just kidding)

On this whole thing now:I find farting a little impolite,I mean sure everyone does it but seriously are you really going to explode?
The worst thing however is what ExileZX said about it happening in class and several other public places too because letting one out should not be the reason of becoming an outcast cuz' it is just a normal body function.

All in all don't let anyone criticize you about it and if he(always a he) does all you got to do then is get him on tape doing the very same thing and then expose him MUHAHAHA!