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if ya want to know the secret send me PM :p Funniest thing a teacher has ever said to you
One time i was walking up to get a tissue, and i pass his desk on my way there, and while i was walking back, out of nowhere he just goes, "IN MAH BELLEH"
and he tells jokes like.
how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
roses are red. violets are blue. i am a schitzo, and so am i.
i also have some from my friend's teachers, but i cant remember them right now
and he tells jokes like.
how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
roses are red. violets are blue. i am a schitzo, and so am i.
i also have some from my friend's teachers, but i cant remember them right now
Ya i was sitting in the classroom before class and i think i was the only one in the room at the time. Then my teacher walks to the back of the room and looks at the blinds cuz they were all messed up and stuff. All of a sudden he rips them off the wall and tosses them out the window and yells "HA!" and then goes back and acts like nothing happened. It was absolutely hilarious.
Ooh, one time my friend's teacher wrote penis on the white board really small in the corner. and erases it with the dry erase marker. and wrote it bigger. and he repeated this untill the whole board had the giant word penis on it. and he turned around to the class and goes "what is the lesson from this?" "the more you rub it, the bigger it gets"
Teacher tried to kick my ass but i somehow dodged it >.> (wonder how?) and he fell on his ass instead =P He praised me and said he'd have his revenge sooner or later =P Its to bad he had to leave the school, quite an awesome teacher ^^
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I had this maths teacher and she was REALLY strict and REALLY ANAL. If you talked in class, SHE'D BITE YOUR HEAD OFF...basically the whole lesson was her just yelling at us (we were the highest maths class though). She must of been 30 / 40 years old, thin too, say size 10 or 12.
One day, me and a friend were walking through the corridors and passed the maths teacher staff room, when we had a look-see in (just curious to see what was going on), and we see her dancing on a table and the rest of the maths staff cheering her on like it was a strip club!
One day, me and a friend were walking through the corridors and passed the maths teacher staff room, when we had a look-see in (just curious to see what was going on), and we see her dancing on a table and the rest of the maths staff cheering her on like it was a strip club!
I don't know if these are consider as funny conversations
I had this cute chinese teacher like 20 tutoring me on malay language. At the first few lessons she showed no signs of emotion and looked very cold. But she is damn cute (It was one on one tutoring for 2 months before other students joined the tutoring class. I am so lucky). After a month she asked me what zodiac sign i was. I was shocked by this sudden question. I told her i was scorpio, she replied "You still a virgin boy huh? Your soulmate will be decided by the beauty of her eyes." I was stunned as that was the first personal conversation with her. It was cool i never had anybody say something like that before to me.
When i start to day dream in class she has this crazy ability to throw a marker pen across the class and she will always say "OOii!! what the hack are you doing with my marker give that back to me!!".
I found out her day job was a secretary in a nearby hotel. I saw her coming out of the hotel so being a respectful student. I shouted out. "Hey teacher (wave hands around wildly)" She can to me and hit me on the head hard "Never ever call me teacher out in public." After a short chat i compliment her on how she lookied " Hey 'cher to be honest you look great in you office clothes." Then she pulled my ears closed to her mouth and wispered "I have a something i want to be honest with you also.... you smell" The she went to have lunch leaving me there. (Curse high-metabolism rate causing me to sweat really easily)
I had this cute chinese teacher like 20 tutoring me on malay language. At the first few lessons she showed no signs of emotion and looked very cold. But she is damn cute (It was one on one tutoring for 2 months before other students joined the tutoring class. I am so lucky). After a month she asked me what zodiac sign i was. I was shocked by this sudden question. I told her i was scorpio, she replied "You still a virgin boy huh? Your soulmate will be decided by the beauty of her eyes." I was stunned as that was the first personal conversation with her. It was cool i never had anybody say something like that before to me.
When i start to day dream in class she has this crazy ability to throw a marker pen across the class and she will always say "OOii!! what the hack are you doing with my marker give that back to me!!".
I found out her day job was a secretary in a nearby hotel. I saw her coming out of the hotel so being a respectful student. I shouted out. "Hey teacher (wave hands around wildly)" She can to me and hit me on the head hard "Never ever call me teacher out in public." After a short chat i compliment her on how she lookied " Hey 'cher to be honest you look great in you office clothes." Then she pulled my ears closed to her mouth and wispered "I have a something i want to be honest with you also.... you smell" The she went to have lunch leaving me there. (Curse high-metabolism rate causing me to sweat really easily)
Hey look!! Whats that behind you?!!
Well not really my teacher but my dad said this about school...
"You cant get everything you want, you are not allowed to go to school, stop being spoiled"
" You are grounded, you cant go to church"
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The funniest thing I've seen a teacher do is my PoliSci professor from this past semester locking herself out of her office and having to call one of the campus police officers to unlock it for her...on the day of a test (and the tests were inside the office). It wasn't the first time I'd seen her lock herself out either, I saw her do it the previous semester as well (I had a class in the same building).
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MY French II teacher once said:
'Nuff said. ~_^
Not conjugating a verb
is like comming to school without your pants on."
'Nuff said. ~_^
The English Grammer police are here!
(Spelling does not apply to policing)
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I think back to my 8th grade Science teacher.
It was the end of the year, and he was talking about everyone in our homeroom class. It was a small school, so everyone knew eyerybody fairly well.
He said,
"Brittany, is an artist." Yeah right. That's what they thought. "She's going to go to high school, dress differently, think differently, see things differently, and date different people. Most likely weird people, but I won't go there..."
It was just so off the wall and random. Maybe not really funny.
And the funniest thing one has did?
Lets say you do NOT want to see your not-so-in-shape teacher dancing to the Cha-Cha slide. It was REALLY strange, but funny.
It was the end of the year, and he was talking about everyone in our homeroom class. It was a small school, so everyone knew eyerybody fairly well.
He said,
"Brittany, is an artist." Yeah right. That's what they thought. "She's going to go to high school, dress differently, think differently, see things differently, and date different people. Most likely weird people, but I won't go there..."
It was just so off the wall and random. Maybe not really funny.
And the funniest thing one has did?
Lets say you do NOT want to see your not-so-in-shape teacher dancing to the Cha-Cha slide. It was REALLY strange, but funny.
Lol the funnyest thign a teacher has said to me??
well my history teacher is prolly the coolest guy ul ever meat hes like 25 so he acts just like a highschool student
so its pretty funny. the story was he was at a baseball game when he was in college and hitting on this chick and to sum it up his brother ended up getting her #. he got so pissed he ending up punching his brother his exact words were "i was owning the shit outta him" after the game
he said it was the alchoal lol. but the funny part is at the end wen he mentinoed how hes married to the girl now!
its pretty funny lol.
well my history teacher is prolly the coolest guy ul ever meat hes like 25 so he acts just like a highschool student
so its pretty funny. the story was he was at a baseball game when he was in college and hitting on this chick and to sum it up his brother ended up getting her #. he got so pissed he ending up punching his brother his exact words were "i was owning the shit outta him" after the game
he said it was the alchoal lol. but the funny part is at the end wen he mentinoed how hes married to the girl now!
its pretty funny lol.
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I once had a teacher explain to me about the one time he saw aliens landing. It was really odd, but I agreed with him to make him look like less of a weirdo infront of the class. One of my old teachers looks exactly like bill clinton but sells comic books at dragoncon. One of my old principles doesnt age. He's looked the same since I was in middle school.thats a good 7-8 years people.....
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Manjikengoi once had a teacher explain to me about the one time he saw aliens landing. It was really odd, but I agreed with him to make him look like less of a weirdo infront of the class. One of my old teachers looks exactly like bill clinton but sells comic books at dragoncon. One of my old principles doesnt age. He's looked the same since I was in middle school.thats a good 7-8 years people.....
Principles are wierd. They don't seem to grow old. ~_~"
Hey look!! Whats that behind you?!!
One time during our high school final exams period, me and my friends thought of a prank to play on our school discipline master. our exam was due to start at 10 am. school normally starts at 7 am with an assembly and you had to be in the assembly area by 6.50 am and the gates would close (if u're late you get locked out). the group of us (about 7-8 people) agreed to wait outside at 6.50 and walk past the gate and past the assembly area and the looks of the faces of the principal and other students was classic. a few seconds ater, the disciplne master comes running out of the school after us and goes, "alright, where you people think you going?" and we're like, "to macdonalds to dtudy b4 our exam at 10.". he replies, "alright, i allow you peoples to go. but promise me and promise the schools(not a typo, literally wat he said) you will behave yourselves." and we continued on .. it was so funny we were laughing so hard all the way to macdonalds
also i used to have a chinese teacher who was the best. he was a 50+ year old man but was like a child at heart. we used to make fun of him and he would retaliate by shooting rubber bands at us (he brings quite a lot to class >.>). he has this really funny habit when he ruturns our homework/books to us. instead of handing it out, he would throw them to their respective owners and theres been a few times where he mis-threw and the book would fly out the window and he would blame that person for not catching it and make them go down and get it (our class was on the fourth floor o.o)
good times those days ... i really miss them
also i used to have a chinese teacher who was the best. he was a 50+ year old man but was like a child at heart. we used to make fun of him and he would retaliate by shooting rubber bands at us (he brings quite a lot to class >.>). he has this really funny habit when he ruturns our homework/books to us. instead of handing it out, he would throw them to their respective owners and theres been a few times where he mis-threw and the book would fly out the window and he would blame that person for not catching it and make them go down and get it (our class was on the fourth floor o.o)
good times those days ... i really miss them
Not really funny, at least to me, but one time when I was in grade 4, i was on a school trip and the class was really noisy. My teacher was talking with another teacher and I asked what a gesture was. She gave me the finger as an example... now she was obviously pissed at the class, but you dont do that too a kid. Affected me to this day... >_<