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Strange and Stupid injuries
3 years 3 months ago
I've always been known by family at the 'clutz'. I tend to hurt myself doing anything, and I mean ANYTHING!
Whether it's just getting out off bed or walking from the driveway to my house, I somehow gain a bruise or scratch along the way.
But my DUMBEST and worse injury was from swatting a fly. That's right, SWATTING A FLY!
WHile trying to get a fly up on the ceiling (mind you, it wa sa low ceiling) I had tripped and fell down from the sofa arm that I was standing on, and whacked the back of my hand on a portable fan. The bone was sticking out of my skin.
That was my dumbest injury.
Now, I don't know whether it's to make myself feel better or not, but I would like to know whether anyone else have stories like that. An odd injury, a strange incident etc. I'd really like to know, for my dignity's sake...if I still have one. :p
Would love to hear your stories.
Whether it's just getting out off bed or walking from the driveway to my house, I somehow gain a bruise or scratch along the way.
But my DUMBEST and worse injury was from swatting a fly. That's right, SWATTING A FLY!
WHile trying to get a fly up on the ceiling (mind you, it wa sa low ceiling) I had tripped and fell down from the sofa arm that I was standing on, and whacked the back of my hand on a portable fan. The bone was sticking out of my skin.
That was my dumbest injury.
Now, I don't know whether it's to make myself feel better or not, but I would like to know whether anyone else have stories like that. An odd injury, a strange incident etc. I'd really like to know, for my dignity's sake...if I still have one. :p
Would love to hear your stories.
I ripped my arm open (well maybe it wasnt ripped open but you could see the yellow fat) when i was 8 catching a frog (my skin caught on the wires on the top of a chain link fence) now i have a scar shaped like the spaceshuttle ^_^ i think its cute
and i broke my big toe when i was 9 running into my sister.
and i broke my big toe when i was 9 running into my sister.
3 years 3 months ago
I rode my bike into a tetherball pole when i was a wee lad.
I tried to make a sharp turn on a bike. . . on a sidewalk full of leaves. . . i fell on my right side, slid with the bike for 10ft, and the seat nailed me right in the crotch :faint:
but the stupidest was this:
first day of school. . . lunch line was HORRIBLY long. . . i was late for my next class. . . ran around a corner and BAM! ran into someone. . . fell backwards onto my wrist and fractured it. . . didnt realize it until i noticed my wrist hurt when i moved it
oh, and one time i shot at a can with a bb gun. . . the bb bounced off the can and hit me in the neck
but the stupidest was this:
first day of school. . . lunch line was HORRIBLY long. . . i was late for my next class. . . ran around a corner and BAM! ran into someone. . . fell backwards onto my wrist and fractured it. . . didnt realize it until i noticed my wrist hurt when i moved it
oh, and one time i shot at a can with a bb gun. . . the bb bounced off the can and hit me in the neck
夜露死苦ね。
It's not really strange at all..but it was completly STUPID. I was shaving getting read yto go somewhere and someone told me to hury up, and I went really fast across the bone at the outside part of your ankle..really close to your feet..and ripped like..a 2 inch long piece of skin off..it was really deep too O.o; Bled for a couple days straight O.o; I almost couldn't walk for a month. I still have a huge scar there just because of my stupidity ^^; It really frikken hurt too.
3 years 3 months ago
Tested a 6800rpm cpu fan to see if it was running with my bare fingers .. fan blade outchy.
Wrongly connected 12v wires while creating a fan bus ... deeply burned fingers and it toasted my pride.
sigh ...
Wrongly connected 12v wires while creating a fan bus ... deeply burned fingers and it toasted my pride.
sigh ...
3 years 3 months ago
I fell off a sled and rolled down an icy hill. The scar looks like a katana XD
I also have a really bad habit of getting all wrapped up in the bed sheets and suddenly jump up out of bed to get something, get caught in the covers and fall off the bed. It looks absolutely hilarious.
Hurts, though.
I also have a really bad habit of getting all wrapped up in the bed sheets and suddenly jump up out of bed to get something, get caught in the covers and fall off the bed. It looks absolutely hilarious.
Hurts, though.
My dumbest injures was when i was 7 i was riding my bmx around a traffic iland and then i just turned into it for somereason an straight into some prickly palm trees......dumb
the other was only recently where i work as an electrician, i was seeing if the bolts where lose on this breaker an i touched two bolts on the bottom and wack! i got slammed with 570v bit of a surprise,it was connected to the battery cabnet,there like car batterys so 48 car batterys hit me that day...arms where numb as hell
the other was only recently where i work as an electrician, i was seeing if the bolts where lose on this breaker an i touched two bolts on the bottom and wack! i got slammed with 570v bit of a surprise,it was connected to the battery cabnet,there like car batterys so 48 car batterys hit me that day...arms where numb as hell
I don't know if this is really stupid, but I know I felt pretty dumb afterwards. It was when I was younger, and I was crawling along the floor in our living room. By the door we had this long, thin, old plastic mat that we used to wipe our feet on whenever you came into the house, and it was so old that it had rips and tears in it. I KNEW all of this, yet I was crawling around on it anyway and I ended up slicing my knee open. >_< It left one of the ugliest scars too, and I can't even wear shorts in public because it's one of the things I'm self concious about. ~_~
My mom cut one of our walls down in the kitchen to put a bar-like table there. (I can't really describe it, but it's like the table top is glued to the top half of the wall) Well, it's not sturdy, I mean it's just stuck to the wall, but I would sit on it. I don't weigh much at all, but my mom would yell at me telling me not to do that because one day the table would come apart. Well, one day, I was sitting on the edge of it and it came apart and fliped me off. I think I did a little flip in the air and landed face first on the kitchen floor. My mom was so mad, but she couldn't help but say, "I told you so". :P
2 of my friends pulled me and i got a scar on my arm because they wanted me to ask if that boy would want to go out with them, and i still have it too.
oh, and one time i shot at a can with a bb gun. . . the bb bounced off the can and hit me in the neck
LOL!
LOVE and PEACE!
3 years 3 months ago
I remember when i was small i use to love pretending to be BATMAN and i use to do all sorts of daring activities to replicate batman movements. I would wrap myself around a towel that was meant to represent my cape (as in batman's cape) and would jump around everywhere from high chairs to tables and do anything that would allow me to free-fly for a second. Well oneday i jumped on my bed and noticed the wooden frame beam at the end of it that was meant to act as a support. I decided to hop on the beam to try and see if could walk across it without touching anything and unbalancing myself. My first attempt was successful and i was able to walk across it with no problems, so i decided to walk again. That proved fatal. As i was about near the end of the beam on my second time round, i somehow lost balance and slipped backwards. My fall was bad. Because i slipped backwards my body didn't land on the ground, instead, it landed on the edge of the beam. As i fell my neck made contact to the edge of the beam and i landed awkwardly. Thankfully though, nothing serious came of the fall and i was able get up with only a slight bruising on the back of my neck.
3 years 3 months ago
I don't know how i got a scar on my finger but it looks like a heart
firefox
Oh man.. ill just have injuries simply by doin my own thing... ill just bump on walls and scrape my skin off with any sort of thing around... i just had one yesterday.. i was lying on my sofa and the phone rang.. my sister being herself wouldnt get up to get it... and me being a lazy punk i rolled so that ill be on the floor in a doggy position.. it would be a very smooth move if it not because of the stupid stool which is under the sofa.. so basically i landed on it, well my ankle.. nd now ive got a massive bruise because of it... no sympathy from my sister all she did was laugh.. she cant stop laughing... another one was when i tried to do do the split.. yee.. and im no professional.. i really felt that i could do it.. but while i was doin it my friend was on my left side staring at me if i could really do it and very clumsy of me i swung my arm while goin down and it hit his face.. the back of my palm hit his face.. x_x.. and i went down almost a split when i heard my bones in my inner thigh click.. yessh... nd i was walking like a penguin after that... ill never do that again... i not only hurt myself but people near me.. XD