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Die, do you know how you are going to?
The people on my bus are super morbid. they figured out how i was going to die. here it is.
1st, i'm going to become a super assasian for the government and use my powers to try to comit mass genocide of all Italians. (that is a joke, i have absolutley nothing against Italians.)
2nd, the Italian Mofia is gonna get really mad at me and force me to eat led bars. (?)
3rd, this will cause me to get some disease that makes me forget everything.
and lastly, i'm going to be in the hospital, surrounded my my caring family, and every five minutes, i'm going to say, "where is my family?" and they will be deperssed.
wow, my friends have no life..^_^
1st, i'm going to become a super assasian for the government and use my powers to try to comit mass genocide of all Italians. (that is a joke, i have absolutley nothing against Italians.)
2nd, the Italian Mofia is gonna get really mad at me and force me to eat led bars. (?)
3rd, this will cause me to get some disease that makes me forget everything.
and lastly, i'm going to be in the hospital, surrounded my my caring family, and every five minutes, i'm going to say, "where is my family?" and they will be deperssed.
wow, my friends have no life..^_^
2 years 10 months ago
A heart attack within the next 5-10 years. It's a genetic weakness.
Ice cream truck will run me over and drag my corpse along a highway, where my remains will be found in a ditch. Hopefully I will have fertilized a tree by then...
Please don't call me puppychow. *stabs username with a spork* Phoenix will do.
Hmmm i'll die in a samurai/ninja fight hehe
they'll surround me nd tear me up to shreads
na i'll die hmmm don noe rilli
they'll surround me nd tear me up to shreads
na i'll die hmmm don noe rilli
It is nice
My friends are always joking about how much salt i put on my food; "you're gonna die of a heart attack at 30". . . except my body needs the sodium. . .
if i really knew how i would die, i would stay far away from the activity/object/person that would kill me :P
if i really knew how i would die, i would stay far away from the activity/object/person that would kill me :P
夜露死苦ね。
I'm going to die with cancer. Yup, cancer. It's not funny but I can see myself that way. Sigh... I might as well try to pull the A Walk to Remember moment and die after marriage. Yay for me, eh?
2 years 10 months ago
I really have no clue but i will think it would be like this..............................................................
a really big fight with guns, swords and other stuff. i will kill a lot of people but in the end i end up dieing from a person that hits me with a rocket launcher.
a really big fight with guns, swords and other stuff. i will kill a lot of people but in the end i end up dieing from a person that hits me with a rocket launcher.
Supernatural Society
You need to think before acting, or you will lose your life.
In more ways than one.
When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into you.
You can not live forever, but your name can.
2 years 10 months ago
Man.. Whats with all the feudal battles? Wouldn't it be better to die of old age after beeting the guiness record for being the oldest person on earth?
2 years 10 months ago
Otaku's weakness: heart attack from a pizza lifestyle
I will hurl myself, screaming, at the age of 72, out of an airplane while arguing with my split personalities(( which i plan to obtain around the age of 40)) which one of us is going to go first.
Hmm.. It seems not many are serious here, though I'd really love to die in the way I mentioned above... If that doesn't happen, I will die by cancer like everyone else does where I live. It's got one of the highest rate of prostate cancer, which I don't have to worry about, but the remains of the world's largest garbage dump still radiates something.. Not to mention my microwave activating stops all internet signals in my house.. And there's nuclear waste underneath the bridges and the mafia used to bury bodies onto the island I live on in the old days. Not that bodies would create any cancerous diseases but whatever...
Please don't call me puppychow. *stabs username with a spork* Phoenix will do.
Hmm.. It seems not many are serious here
If you think that I was kidding, then you've got another thing comming. *brandishes cheese grater menacingly*
I'd like to die laying in a graveyard in the arms of the man I love, listening to The Smiths & ASAP, but since I have no man to love, I'll probably end up getting shot thousands of times by local cops after I go on a psycho rampage & kill my neighbor for letting his goddamn dog crap in my yard...
No just kidding. I'm probably gonna die of old age after I've gotten married to a disappointment, crapped out some kids and held a boring job position, having never became a actrist, writer, or artist...this is by far the worst way to go... I have no imagination. -_-"
No just kidding. I'm probably gonna die of old age after I've gotten married to a disappointment, crapped out some kids and held a boring job position, having never became a actrist, writer, or artist...this is by far the worst way to go... I have no imagination. -_-"
Suicide by 27 my mental illness prohibite a longer life
either that or
A) i kill people in a drunken rage and am there for shot in the face
B)am shot by vice president Dick Chaney while Qual hunting
C)overdose on flinstones vitamins and birth control
any of these would be a most fiting death
either that or
A) i kill people in a drunken rage and am there for shot in the face
B)am shot by vice president Dick Chaney while Qual hunting
C)overdose on flinstones vitamins and birth control
any of these would be a most fiting death
Haha, die from dick chaney. i heard in the papers that there was some shirt out or something that said, "Dick Chaney kills people." it seemed kind of sketchy...anyway, i didn't think i would get any responses, so, this is cool.