What is wrong with YOU?
For example, I always speak in an accent, even though I have no such accent when I converse in Cantonese with my parents, I adopt accents as I visit countries and so on, learning from shows and whats not, my Mandarin Chinese now sounds a lot like Mainland Chinese, some of the mainlanders even recognized me as one of their own and assumed I was born in the motherland.
I have a very fluent English english, and can literally so, blend in with british culture nearly seamlessly (although not so when I am a bit drunk which would have me speaking Russian style english A La Boris of Kremlim) I can also adapt myself to American english, which I am quite fond of using but has a strange "Aye." to it whenever I wanted to say "Yes, why not".
I usually take my showers, with the door wide open, the shower box is closed of course, but generally, I take a dump with the door open. Not in public but generally, my family complains of foul smells in the house whenever I take the big Hiroshima bomb antic.
I consider prayer something weird, but nevertheless, knows how to write entire scriptures of Buddhist Mantra by heart and can recite like it was a song lyric, which was strange as I hardly ever pray, except on Wesak Day (during May, celebrating Buddha's birth).
I also tend to drink whisky with Stout, which when mixed together you get a flavorful stout that smells like a lot of malt has been mashed into some kind of wheat bread derirative. It has the taste of Aluminium, which is strange as that is what my friend said it tasted like, I taste it like it was a habit, it is hard to see me enjoy either without mixing it, which could really mean mixing it in my mouth with a gargle.
There is definitely a whole of things that are wrong with me, so tell me, what is your wrong...?
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- Piss in the sink
- Speak gibberish and mumble
- Doesn't watch "insert generic species/race" of "insert generic entertainment [porn etc]"
- Has a tendency to jump around for no reason
- Considers slapping the face as a "cool" movement regardless knowing that you have the marking of your palm on your face.
- Drinks toilet water
- Takes a bath and pees in the bathwater (or worse)
- Eats cheese only if it is salted
- Likes to smell freshly taken-off underwear (male or female self apply)
- Has a fetish to put fingers into oneself's crevatures
- Drinks tea or coffee lukewarm only
- Licks cream off a cake for fear of getting more calories (but ends up eating it after finishing the cake)

I like getting drunk alone.
#603098 Quote Report Edited by ~renegadecow 1 year 7 months ago
But if I had to pick one thing...I'd have to say... probably my tendency to procrastinate until the last possible second. For instance, I didn't sign up for classes until the last possible second, and nearly missed out on one of the required classes for my BBA (Because the class was nearly full. I took the last seat of the last available class)
Other than that, my room is alot less clean than it could be (clothes all over the floor, empty soda bottles and cans on my desk) and magazines all over the place.
I know many, many worse people.
My "Wrong" might be the fact I can't ever get myself to say "Thank you" to someone easily, and when I do, it's usually forced.
Also, saying "Sorry" is easy, but I never really mean it, it's usually forced to not be rude.
-im good at annoying people easily.
- i know how to be odd and have people look at me and go "What is wrong with her?"
-i take long showers
-i worry about other people too much and less about myself

-i dress differently, lol
- I love chocolate way too much
- I talk about Zaraki Kenpachi constantly and its become an obsession.
I think thats it
#603259 Quote Report Edited by ~kindergoth 1 year 7 months ago
-When it's pouring rain, I like to go outside and get soaked
-Oh, once there was this unused trash can that was filled to the top with rain, so I decided to hop in to see how it feels.
-I say words that are made up, and so my friends look at me with the what the hell!? expression.
well... I think that's all from me, oh yeah once during summer school, someone pooped in the urnal, and that bathroon stunk like hell.
renegadecow
But this is a listing thread
I like getting drunk alone.
unfortunately, I was slow to realize, and then some.
I think getting drunk alone is great really, I don't really consider it weird, I mean to say, that certain habits that socially is considered as weird.
you know, eating with your mouth open and so on.
What is wrong with pissing in the sink? It seems like a cleaner alternative to doing it in the toilet, since you don't have to touch the lid to get it up.
To each his own I guess, you do realize you also wash your hand at the sink where you just pissed in right...? along with brushing your teeth, shaving and so on, one would imagine if you have a toothbrush that tasted like your pee...
or smelled like you just drank from the bowl.
and since my first post didn't really say much, what's really wrong with me and sort of medically too, is that a single chocolate Kiss will give me a migraine. Eating chocolates for me means having aspirin chasers.
Piss in the sink ^^ (It's much more convenient, I'm sure some of you can agree.)
Socialphobe
Neat Freak
Likes coffee way too much
Think about every little outcome an action has before I do something. This can lead to being called a 'coward' or others saying you're afraid to take risks.
#603544 Quote Report Edited by $EvilGerbil 1 year 7 months ago
-Because I always plan stuff when it comes to doing things, I tend to get a little pushy when working a project with a team.
-Computer/Game/Anime geek >_> (if that's a wrong)
I like catgirls...
I have a serious look on my face, which makes people stay away from me
I grumble and mumble which makes people stay away from me.
(although, i think it's more of a good thing if they knew the kind of crap that i am thinking of)
For example, there was this someone I like at the college. I had a crush for more than 1 month, and when I decided to actually confess, my mind AUTOMATICALLY came up with 10 different reasons to go and 10 different reasons not to... In the end I did not go.
This happens all the time. Even at a restaurant where I have to choose the menu, my mind can easily create a list of why I should buy and why I shouldn't buy for all the items.
I get bored of things easily
I picked up a habit of swearing while playing videogames and something doesn't go my way (I don't get angry and start screaming and stuff)
I'm shy
My grades are horrible because I can't pay attention in class
I have the same problem that you do, Sammy. Endless procrastination, which is why I set my watch 15 minutes ahead to save my ass from missing deadlines. You'd think years of studying would've made me wiser, but no...
I space it in class all the time but pay absolute attention to the TV or my PC. Oh, and I space out while walking to class. Somehow I've managed to avoid getting run over every single day of my life. Of course it's because I'm thinking about more important stuff... more important than walking in the pedestrian lane...
@renegadecow, I have the same problem with chocolate. One square of KitKat makes me scream with migraine. Good thing I'm more of a vanilla freak.
forgot: oh yeah...
when eating, I always save the best part for last. So if it's cake, I flip it on its side and eat it from the bottom up with the icing last. Even if it's something like spaghetti I always have to have two islands of sauce and pasta on the plate and mix it myself. (meatballs last -_-)
#603765 Quote Report Edited by `shigemitsubaki 1 year 7 months ago
I tend to obsess over things really easily
I [For some reason] Talk extremly fast when am nervous
I space out in class...
...Yea that's all I think ..
















