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How long does it take to find where God lives?
As Einstein said: "There are 2 infinite things in this world: the Universe and human stupidity. But I'm not sure about the Universe."
For starters, I live in Romania. Yesterday, my mother called me to see something on the news. Usually, when that happens, either someone did something stupid, either there will be some rock concert over here. So I followed the news report. This is what happened: A prisoner over here, convicted for 20 years for murder, filed a complaint against God, for not respecting the contract, for bribery and deceiving (from what I heard). He said that during his baptizing, God made a contract with him to be guarded from evil and, by allowing him to kill a person, God didn't respect the contract. Also note that the prisoner said in the complaint that God is living in Heaven. This happened 2 years ago, in 2005. Well, our kind police people started investigating and trying to find out God's last known address. And guess what? They have been doing this for the past 2 years. Yesterday, they realized that they can't find out God's last known address, so they stopped the investigation.
Waiting opinions...
For starters, I live in Romania. Yesterday, my mother called me to see something on the news. Usually, when that happens, either someone did something stupid, either there will be some rock concert over here. So I followed the news report. This is what happened: A prisoner over here, convicted for 20 years for murder, filed a complaint against God, for not respecting the contract, for bribery and deceiving (from what I heard). He said that during his baptizing, God made a contract with him to be guarded from evil and, by allowing him to kill a person, God didn't respect the contract. Also note that the prisoner said in the complaint that God is living in Heaven. This happened 2 years ago, in 2005. Well, our kind police people started investigating and trying to find out God's last known address. And guess what? They have been doing this for the past 2 years. Yesterday, they realized that they can't find out God's last known address, so they stopped the investigation.
Waiting opinions...
I laughed out loud when I read the thread topic.
Human stupidity is so amusing.
Human stupidity is so amusing.
HAHAHA. OH WOW.
and I thought creationist are the dumb ones, I change my opinions now that I have seen this
*seeds the flame bait*
How does I founded where God stays?
But I think I did, last I heard he stayed in Beverly Hills, he has a mansion as well.
(note the same God who was in Bruce Almighty)
and I thought creationist are the dumb ones, I change my opinions now that I have seen this
*seeds the flame bait*
How does I founded where God stays?
But I think I did, last I heard he stayed in Beverly Hills, he has a mansion as well.
(note the same God who was in Bruce Almighty)
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Humans are really damn stupid. It's true. It's true
Shucks, and here I've been sitting thinking that God lives in all of our hearts. Apparently he's not, so say the cops.
Einstein is totally right...BUT there is a god. he was just wandering around the world. 05 in romania but now he is back home in yokosuka sometimes drinking sake at the susume park in dobuita. most of his time he spends in the arcade...
hazuki-kunmost of his time he spends in the arcade...
Not the pachinko parlor? =Þ
There is no God. There are humans who made God.
More brains more problems!
Oh yes
a topic from SWHIsssper^^
well i think people are different...
so they think different...
and that'S is good
cauz if we all thought the same it were no funny...
i believe in good...and in angels...
but i will really know ...
when is there a god...who is he?
or where ...
i wanna find the answer of things that'S i can't understand
that's normal...
and well ...i think...cauz the humans don't know
what they are...they begining to made god...
but in the end i think so like i said...
HiNa
a topic from SWHIsssper^^
well i think people are different...
so they think different...
and that'S is good
cauz if we all thought the same it were no funny...
i believe in good...and in angels...
but i will really know ...
when is there a god...who is he?
or where ...
i wanna find the answer of things that'S i can't understand
that's normal...
and well ...i think...cauz the humans don't know
what they are...they begining to made god...
but in the end i think so like i said...
HiNa
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1 year 3 months ago
Hahahaa, they should have locked up the idiot.
They didn't really search for God's address... I can't believe this..
Yep.. this made my day.. *laugh*
Yep.. this made my day.. *laugh*
On the contrary, the investigation took 2 years, since 2005 until yesterday.
They made another report today. I saw the dude who made the complaint. Well, can't blame God for making tattoos with Dracula (Vlad Tepes) and Satan on your arms. Also, he was first locked up at 14 for rape and then later for stealing. That murder I put there is simply beating 8 men to death with a baseball bat in broad daylight. When asked if he regrets anything, he said that no, because it's all God's fault. He also said that he knows the police people didn't ask God to come to the Court for then they would've had many problems, and requested that one of God's messengers on Earth be sent in his place. What he requested from God is 2.000.000 Euro for moral damage.
Yep...can't do worst than that...will have to wait for tomorrow...
They made another report today. I saw the dude who made the complaint. Well, can't blame God for making tattoos with Dracula (Vlad Tepes) and Satan on your arms. Also, he was first locked up at 14 for rape and then later for stealing. That murder I put there is simply beating 8 men to death with a baseball bat in broad daylight. When asked if he regrets anything, he said that no, because it's all God's fault. He also said that he knows the police people didn't ask God to come to the Court for then they would've had many problems, and requested that one of God's messengers on Earth be sent in his place. What he requested from God is 2.000.000 Euro for moral damage.
Yep...can't do worst than that...will have to wait for tomorrow...
You guys seem to be missing the point. Those cops are the King of Slackers. They should be looked up to, not looked down upon.
I bet the guy just said that hoping he might not go to jail, and WOW the police are stupid, it took them 2 years to realize they can't find God's address
1 year 3 months ago
That's a funny story you told. I can't believe there's such event like that. I love Einstein's saying. It's very true. Stupid people are too numerous in this world that no one can win over them.
I guess it will take forever to find God. I'm not a religious person so I don't desire to find God. If God is real I would like to see him by myself then I will start believe in God. But I think some people tainted God. It will sure make the Christians angry.
I guess it will take forever to find God. I'm not a religious person so I don't desire to find God. If God is real I would like to see him by myself then I will start believe in God. But I think some people tainted God. It will sure make the Christians angry.