You are about to witness the very heart, soul and life force of astonishing proportions. You will come to realize that your life’s purpose, whether you have found it or not, was but a feeble excuse to justify your existence for the soul reason to be able to bare testament to my glorious arrival. I have seen events and phenomena that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand, I however have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return. I am both the cesspool that abides truth and the divine deity that devours Zesus’ thunder then craps lighting. And if you have read this far, you are the few 1% of comprehending beings that have not had their brains collapse into an abyssal black hole.

Most people people tend to start with hello... Like this...

Hello,

You seem an "interesting" character, so welcome to AP and have a good time, it's rather handy for finding cool things for the desktop and such like. Also, would you actually realise if your mind have collapsed in to a black hole or not? Consider this carefully.

Regards,
Pete

Welcome to AP
Don't forget to read FAQ!^^

O_o

Umm, hello.

Be sure to check on the faqs so you get more familiar on AP's rules and so on so forth ...

See ya.

Actually, these style of introductions is becoming more of an occurrence, but anyway - here's the usual 'welcome to AP, don't break the rules, have fun, and etc'. Like someone mentioned above, maybe you could have added a 'hello' or a more conventional form of greeting while you were writing this peculiar passage. :)

Hi and welcomehereon animepaper have fun and enjoy your stay heere with us
Make suretoreadthe FAQ for avoiding uneccesary problemsinthe future;)

Hope to see you around the board