We all know you have them!! What are your 'dirty little secrets'? They don't have to be sick, or perverted (dirty), but something that you hide from everyone.

I suppose I should start us off... hmm

I'm likely to hide behind my smile when I feel sad or lonely...

nekone041

We all know you have them!! What are your 'dirty little secrets'? They don't have to be sick, or perverted (dirty), but something that you hide from everyone.

I suppose I should start us off... hmm

I'm likely to hide behind my smile when I feel sad or lonely...

i like yaoi, used to watch it.

but i thought i might conflict with my PERSONAL moral position.

~Natsumi Lam~

I get turn on by naked men... (joke)
Well let see my secret... I always seems to have these odd situations where I think everyone hate me, it is like a disease that keep on coming back but like you I always smile and laugh even when I am in tears, in a way it is to help me cheer up :)

I hate that people take me for a fool... even if I donnot show it... But I really very sensitive... Now that you know it... I'll be obliged to kill you... joking!

It's actually no little Secret, but I loved to fart in my School days from 6th to 8th Grade from time to time, maybe even on 9th Grade sometimes.

I have load full of farts stories, if you like to hear them ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ My Secret Technique is... Your stomach has to be as empty as possible. Then you have to swallow a lot of Air in small portions, 5 Times per 10 seconds, and even if you have to burp, keep it down until the swallowed Air reaches further down to your ass. Drag and hold your Air as long as you can inside yourself. The longer you keep the Air in, the more powerful and Longer you have to fart,... and more often ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
It hurts my stomach from time to time, if you Ab-use the Air-swallow-Technique too much... Once I ate a load full of food, then I swallowed Air and had to puke...

^ thank for the fart tips... hahahahaha!

It's actually no little Secret, but I loved to fart in my School days from 6th to 8th Grade from time to time, maybe even on 9th Grade sometimes.

I have load full of farts stories, if you like to hear them ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ My Secret Technique is... [b] Your stomach has to be as empty as possible. Then you have to swallow a lot of Air in small portions, 5 Times per 10 seconds, and even if you have to burp, keep it down until the swallowed Air reaches further down to your ass. Drag and hold your Air as long as you can inside yourself. The longer you keep the Air in, the more powerful and Longer you have to fart,... and more often ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
It hurts my stomach from time to time, if you Ab-use the Air-swallow-Technique too much... Once I ate a load full of food, then I swallowed Air and had to puke...[/b]



priceless!
I love this thread because of you.

well for me, the darkest secret was of course, i wished I can fail my course, and become an art student, but i don't have that option so often i like calling myself fail at life. It is like the drug that helps me to move on by demotivating myself and degrading myself.
For me that works.
I am also turned on by women who erm...have small breast...yes...small...i mean small small...like almost flat but has a healthy lump...some even call me pedo...but my girlfriend is a healthy 20 year old girl.
Though I am not sure why people will call that a nasty secret.

Maxi-Ryu99

It's actually no little Secret, but I loved to fart in my School days from 6th to 8th Grade from time to time, maybe even on 9th Grade sometimes.

I have load full of farts stories, if you like to hear them ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ My Secret Technique is... Your stomach has to be as empty as possible. Then you have to swallow a lot of Air in small portions, 5 Times per 10 seconds, and even if you have to burp, keep it down until the swallowed Air reaches further down to your ass. Drag and hold your Air as long as you can inside yourself. The longer you keep the Air in, the more powerful and Longer you have to fart,... and more often ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
It hurts my stomach from time to time, if you Ab-use the Air-swallow-Technique too much... Once I ate a load full of food, then I swallowed Air and had to puke...

hahah thats great!

~NL~

I have a secret.
ok, one day i had a really bad day. when I mean bad I mean bad.
Long story short there are alot of holes and marks on my wall that i coverd up with a wall scroll.
i need to fix the wall.

Victim of molestation. Not something you can talk to other people about. It created a lot of guilt that was tough to work through, but I managed to get over it on my own. Still haven't told anyone about it, but no need to since I'm over it already. I don't know what happened to the guy, but I'm pretty sure he got arrested.

kelbear

Victim of molestation. Not something you can talk to other people about. It created a lot of guilt that was tough to work through, but I managed to get over it on my own. Still haven't told anyone about it, but no need to since I'm over it already. I don't know what happened to the guy, but I'm pretty sure he got arrested.

man that sucks! im so sorry!!
i really pray he got arrested!!!
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side note: my other thing... oo azn guys ... love them :)

~Natsumi Lam~

Omnidevil

priceless!
I love this thread because of you.

well for me, the darkest secret was of course, i wished I can fail my course, and become an art student, but i don't have that option so often i like calling myself fail at life. ..................

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In Thailand once, I wanted to let out a big fart just for fun,... and then I shit-farted instead. My uncle laughed his Ass out, when I was in my full shitted pants...

I wore Baby diapers until I was... I guess 4 Years old, and I was afraid to shit myself on my own... So later on I found out that my Daddy cut a whole into my diapers and let me shit on the toilet, and I didn't even notice that, because I was stupid and very young at age. So sitting on the toilet I shit through the hole of my diapers and didn't worry a thing... It's embarrasing when I think back today...

I WAS THE FARTER in my School back in Germany. Guess who inspired me to fart... A Korean Classmate, he had a twin Brother. He farted once besides my table and I laughed my ass out, along with my friend. And since we talk about farts, there's one moment, you might consider embarassing:
6th or 7th grade it was, I guess:

I continued my farting quest in Biology Class, I was sitting besides some Classmate fellows and I swallowed Air the other lessons before and held it back. I was amusing myself at that time about farting. Anyhow, in Biology class, we had a veeery strict teacher, really, he would punish you for every noise you make or for any word you say while he's lessoning... and boy was I fart-alike this day, I didn't care. I sat beside my best friends and farted my heart out. I mean the Air I swallowed and held back for at least an hour, had to come out from somewhere from my Ass. My friends smelled the farts and I enjoyed seeing them hiding their noses in their sweaters. I continued to fart until the teacher came before lesson actually started,... and he asked my guyz, "Hey, what's wrong with you guyz, what're you doing? Any problems?" My fellows pointed at me and called out, " HE FARTED!" My teacher kicked me out," Francis go out, immediately!"
So I was kicked out for at least 5 minutes. and when I came back in, my teacher asked me,"Do you know why you were kicked out?" And because I was in a cocky mood I answered,"No." My biology teacher was really pissed at me, and the other classmates as well. And he continued, You farted, and you know that." I controversed him again telling him,"It could've been someone else..." "And can you tell me then who that 'someone else' could have been?" he asked in return. Ishrugged ironically replying, "I don't know, no clue!" My teacher and my classmates were doing a furious Moan again, and then my classmate beside me scolded me with, "WTF... YOU damn LIAR!!" I chuckled in secret...

That moment makes me laugh everytime I remember back that day...

Mischievious little bastard you can be man.
LOL
ok, one of my dark secrets is that yes, I collect pictures of people being tortured as a piece of my scrapbook.
and I mean really really disgusting stuff, from beheaded, head blown up in pieces, pulps. Bloody pics, all sorts of gory stuff from movies, and yes, when it comes to that, I collect the uncensored versions of Clive Barker's Hellraiser, Saw, and many other films like the chainsaw massacre.
I love gory stuff, and my scrapbook of pictures has 30 pages full of really rotten stuff.

My dirty little secret is I watched The Notebook, and I actually creid. I bawled eyes out; I haven't been properly hydrated since. Just kidding! No, I'm not sure if I have some really deep secret- to be honest, I think the fact that I like anime and am a member of this website. Not that I'm embaressed of y'all, but it's just something I feel that everybody needs to know about.

Omnidevil

mischievious little bastard you can be man.
LOL
.....

and I'am far from finished with my nasty Fart Stories.. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ .... Here's another one:

Man, the first time I swore to quit farting in school was... when I just started a month ago. One of these days I swore to my fellows I'll never do it again. And that went for, just two hours. I held a big fart in my ass and didn't want it to let it out,... and guess what, all of a sudden I let it out...4 in a Row like a "Machine Gun Fart", and my friend yelled, " WTF, 4 FARTS IN A ROW!! OMFG!!"

here a pissing- Story:

Man,... once in the Sport-Toilet, I was chatting with the guys. In that room I've never seen Basin's like this in a Sports toilet. The basin was very big and linear and had 4 to 5 faucets attached to the walls... This could be a toilet I thought... I had to pee, so I peed in the basin because I thought it was a supposed to be some kinda Toilet... My friends suddenly were screaming "iiEEEHHHHH!" And after I was finished, my two fellows were laughing their hearts out. And one of them said laughing, "You pissed in the basin, you idiot" "But I thought it was some kinda toilet..." I replied in defense... "Are you stupid or what", they replied back... And then the two went out and told it to all the boyz in P.E. lesson... ^-^-^-^-^-^-.^