Man i am still laughin at your guys fart stories hahaha

~Natsumi Lam~

NatsumiLam

man i am still laughin at your guys fart stories hahaha

~Natsumi Lam~

Yeah, the Taekwondo Student, which is me, has been a passionate Farter, and still knows the deal...

this one contains an embarrasing moment though... (this time I wasn't the Fartman in this one):

One afternoon, when we went from my home to Basketball Team,... we sat at the bus stop all alone. Were three. A friend of mine wanted to let out a fart. My nose went between his Legs, between his buttocks. I smelled it, but right at that moment, an opposite bus arrived and the people were watching us. The other friend of mine was hiding his face, shaking his head in shame.
One day later, I heard from a female Classmate that she saw me wanting to smell the fart of my friend from his Ass. And I was like,... "OMG, I've been caught..." and that was very embarrassing to me...

I like yaoi. Oh wait, people know that. *shrugs*

I won't lie, I have quite a few. But I'll share a somewhat tame dirty little secret. I used hacks in Counterstrike for headshots! Nah, I'm just kidding. Seriously. I always hated the punks who used them. Hmm, let me think of a fairly easy one to tell. Ok, got one though I'll warn you, it is pretty disgusting.

I have an extreme aversion to dark rum, which many of my friends know about, but I rarely say why unless pressed. Freshman year in college, I went down to my friends room on the floor below me around 7pm on a party night. Noone was there, but he always left his door open. In his room (3 people per room) it was extremely dirty as usual, but there was a bottle of Captain Morgans Spiced Rum there. Well, I knew that he wouldn't mind if I had a swig off the bottle. So I drink some down and go back to my room to call around for my other friends to see what was going down that night. All of a sudden, I feel sick to my stomach, terribly nauseous, and I threw up in my trashcan repeatedly to the point where I couldn't move. I thought I had been food poisoned from dinner. Well, I feel better, go out, and eventually tell my friends what had happened. Dave lets me know that the bottle of rum had been used as a spittoon by his football roommate. (If you don't know what that is: When you chew tobacco, it makes you salivate like crazy, and a spittoon is a container that you spit into, because if you swallow just a little bit, you can get really sick.) Well, I still get sick when I smell dark rum, or even any kind of vanilla flavored alcohol to this day.

Omnidevil

I am also turned on by women who erm...have small breast...yes...small...i mean small small...like almost flat but has a healthy lump

Omnidevil likes A-cups... good for you! XD

AnimeOverSeer

Long story short there are alot of holes and marks on my wall that i coverd up with a wall scroll.

i know what you're talking about. but isn't that a bit painful?

kelbear

Victim of molestation. Not something you can talk to other people about

true. though i'm not really embarassed when i tell my friends (i was also a victim when i was a kid... by a muscular fag with big biceps). that's why i curse fags to death and hell (and back). that's also one of the reasons why i was encouraged to study martial arts (to beat the crap out of them)...

One of my secrets is that I long to be female...serious

Wai, such fart stories. ^^ Amusing, indeed. *laugh*

Let's see...I have some, but I won't spill all..
1) I'm a bit secretive. Like, not a lot of people know I like shounen ai/yaoi or stay up long at night.
2) I tend to keep to myself sometimes. And if somebody annoys me, I get annoyed but I don't show it.
3) I know my brother's and dad's password to their email accounts (I found out by accident)
4) I'm a pirate. Ok, so not literally, but you know, with all the scanlations and downloading episodes, etc. >.>

My great memory about School, is that I was Mister "Fart King" in Grade 7 and one half season in 9th grade:

One day I started to fart on purpose almost every day, until my classmates protested to my main Class Teacher. But man did I have fun, and a friend of mine, was with me in terms of listening to my farts. He told me stories like "Man I have heard about a guy in the "Guinness Book of Records" he farted 12 seconds long,... and I believed that shit and was saying myself,... I'll break the record,... so in 9th Grade I developed a method of swallowing Air frequently, and it seemd to work, but the thing is you have to stop your coming fart into one big one, and I even recorded them on cassette Recorder... Okay I'll stop from here, otherwise people would think of me as insolent swine ^-^-^-^

I appointed one of my friends to my Fart-Listener. He had fun when I had fun and vice versa, he evn started to fart, too for some time And told me stories about a Fart Movie, called the bomb, in which a little guy and a fat Chapion Farter were competing in a fart Competition. ... I guess he just invented that Story. I can't imagine that such a Fart Film exists. I even asked him, if I could rent this movie in a Videostore, and he said, it isn't there anymore.

Omnidevil

I am also turned on by women who erm...have small breast...yes...small...i mean small small...like almost flat but has a healthy lump...some even call me pedo...but my girlfriend is a healthy 20 year old girl.

dont worry.. your not alone.. i think girls like that are ADORABLE... ^-^;;; makes them seem.. more innocent, and i love that ^^;;

Mine is cheesy, i like this guy so much but i came up all hateful to him in front of everyone...hiks-hiks

Yet again one of my fart stories...:

I was in fart mood in one of these days in 9th Grade. I farted on purpose once again. There were too beautiful girls behind me, and I just farted very silently 'cause once someboday told me,"The silent once are the ones that stink the most!!" I swallowed air, surpressed all me Fart energies to convert them to one big one and let it out slooowly... I did it the whole lesson, and then, by the end of the lesson, suddenly my friends came at my table, smelt my air and ran the hell away and I was amusing myself, and my friends scolded me... and one of'em meant to me... "Man I swear, this guy can fart through the whole world!" and made ironic fart noices out of his mouth... Later on the guyz who were mad at me told me, the girls behind me were kinda laughing soo hard because it stank through their tables the whole lesson...

Maxi-Ryu99

Yet again one of my fart stories...:

I was in fart mood in one of these days in 9th Grade. I farted on purpose once again. There were too beautiful girls behind me, and I just farted very silently 'cause once someboday told me,"The silent once are the ones that stink the most!!" I swallowed air, surpressed all me Fart energies to convert them to one big one and let it out slooowly... I did it the whole lesson, and then, by the end of the lesson, suddenly my friends came at my table, smelt my air and ran the hell away and I was amusing myself, and my friends scolded me... and one of'em meant to me... "Man I swear, this guy can fart through the whole world!" and made ironic fart noices out of his mouth... Later on the guyz who were mad at me told me, the girls behind me were kinda laughing soo hard because it stank through their tables the whole lesson...

Hahaha I've been laughing my ass off at all your fart stories XD

My "dirty little secret", actually, I have a lot of them, but this one is kinda stuck in my mind especially today. Everyone thinks that I've had a few boyfirends in the past before and always bother me cuz I'm single, don't know where they got that idea from but I've never had a boyfriend before, just lots of male friends. ^^''

CrimsonRain

Maxi-Ryu99

Yet again one of my fart stories...:

I was in fart mood in one of these days in 9th Grade. I farted on purpose once again. There were too beautiful girls behind me, and I just farted very silently 'cause once someboday told me,"The silent once are the ones that stink the most!!" I swallowed air, surpressed all me Fart energies to convert them to one big one and let it out slooowly... I did it the whole lesson, and then, by the end of the lesson, suddenly my friends came at my table, smelt my air and ran the hell away and I was amusing myself, and my friends scolded me... and one of'em meant to me... "Man I swear, this guy can fart through the whole world!" and made ironic fart noices out of his mouth... Later on the guyz who were mad at me told me, the girls behind me were kinda laughing soo hard because it stank through their tables the whole lesson...

Hahaha I've been laughing my ass off at all your fart stories XD

My "dirty little secret", actually, I have a lot of them, but this one is kinda stuck in my mind especially today. Everyone thinks that I've had a few boyfirends in the past before and always bother me cuz I'm single, don't know where they got that idea from but I've never had a boyfriend before, just lots of male friends. ^^''

Oh man, on my best days, I really was very arrogant about my farts, especially on that special Day in Biology Class Do you remember that Story... ? I was kicked out by my Biology Teacher, and when I came back in I arrogantly said "No, it wasn't me, and I don't know who could have done it!" That made everybody furious at me ^-^-^-^-^-^
I was kicked out for farting at least 4 times in a life time. Twice, by my German-Literature Teacher, once by my female Music Teacher (she was actually beautiful, I had her in 9nth Grade) and by my Biology Teacher once (in that special Incident time)
Oh yes, I remember once, when I farted in Politics Class in 8th Grade, I was ordered to the Teacher's room to talk to my Class Teacher (the German Literature-Teach) and we had a serious word. He strictly confronted me: "Francis, I heard from Mist K., that you farted in his lessson, and you were amused about that!! Is that true??".... I don't remember the rest of the Talk, but all I can say is that I was a bit timid being confrotned just because of some Farting...

Jesus christ! enough with your farts lol!
wait...i can't get enough of laughing to it.
Ok, here is a secret, it was last year, me and my mates are high and stoned after all the Marijuana.
We went to the seaside and we puked there, but hell, after wiping clean, we decided to do something really stupid.
We streaked!
we stripped, and then we ran in our undies across the sea side, there is a pathway that leads to the yacht club from there, so we did just that and in our undies at 3am in the morning we were shouting, running with our clothing on our hands and scaring old men who are homeless there.
We ran all the way to the yacht club and redressed ourselves there.
and then, we slept on the floor.

The day came, the yacht club members came and saw 3 people lying on the floor.
after waking us up, we were asked if we need help, we said no, and then left.
Our parents never knew what happen, cause all this time, we told them we were studying for the upcoming exams.

I had at least 4 female Tutors during my School time, I farted at one of 'em for a while because I was pissed of by her lecturing from time to time. Sometimes I let the silent ones out in secret and when I laughed, she noticed it, and said, "Damn u, Francis, this is so gross, stop it!!"
She turned out to be nice and pretty though and was the best tutor I ever had, she helped me a lot in math. ^-^ ^-^ I shouldn't have farted at her. *sniff*