My secret is that i failed this test like 6 times and i had to take the class over and over again...well i never give up and passed at last. Also, i like hentai. LOL

Well hmm, I fooled around with my girl friend on her parents bed and not 5 mins later after we calmed down they came home. Hell of a laugh and a heart attack at 17.

WOLFepu

You all are going to think I'm a freak but here it goes...

-I'm 18 and I've never: had sex, smoked weed, been drunk (tried beer didn't like it)

I'm 26 and didn't have a grilfriend nor Sex... How about that? °____° °_____° Can anybody here break that record? I've always been rejected all my life starting with School Life at age 14, 9th Grade.

I sometimes pissed in the Swimming Pool, when I was younger.

I have been bitten by.. a turtle! once!! ò.óv
and just because i WANTED it to bite me.. i wanted to know what would be like.. and i didnt know turtles had teeth of some kind.. and i wasnt a child ._.
but, i survived! U.U

A female Classmate of mine defeated me in a fight. We were in a clinch and she defeated me by pushing her Fingernails into one of my inner upper- Fingerlimbs. She pushed so hard that I bleeded and cried for mercy... The pain was so damn suffering that she asked me severly,"Do you give up? Do you give up???!!!" What should I do. Her Fingernails bursting through my inner Finger Skins,... Boooy!!
That's the last time I lost against a Girl man. what a Memroy... Never let a Woman Grab your Fingers like that. I was in shock how much I bleeded on my Finger...

And next one will be a Fart Story again ^-^

Hahaha the fart thread :D
this thread turned really funny LOL. Anyways, i have not any secret cuz' i'm a simple guy, direct and heavy sincere.

I don't really consider this a secret but to my parents it is. I cheated my way through grade school.

I once slept on a public transpo and when i woke up, i found that i was drooling and as well as my nose. :P~~~

I was mastrubating when I was very young (under 10), and my Father, who slept beside me, noticed that and slapt on my leg sooo hard and scolded me for that.

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I guess that surpassed even my .......... legendary Fart Stories ^-^-^-^-^-^^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^

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thats one of evil laugh!whats soo funny?

minervia

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thats one of evil laugh!whats soo funny?

that is for me to know.
i think -_-
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Ha to the power of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Well i cant top Maxi-Ryu99, thats for sure. But for the sake of getting papers, i would say i bottle up my misery, and i am certain one day i will snap and start massacring people.

Pokute

well i cant top Maxi-Ryu99, thats for sure. But for the sake of getting papers, i would say i bottle up my misery, and i am certain one day i will snap and start massacring people.

Nobody should spamm, to get Papers. I'm not that kinda Guy. and I'm not the kinda guy who spams on purpose. IMO every 2 minutes a proper Post that fits to the topic, that's all I want.

And this time a Fart Story,... this time I wasn't the Fartman, a memory of 9th Grade on my Skiing-Field Trip: On the very first day, we arrived in Austria. We ate Beans'n Lens's Stew for dinner. and one of my Classmate ate too much of it. He, along with another korean, failed one Class the year ago and was transferred to our Group. Anyhow, when we went to our bedrooms which had Double Beds. He slept above, and under him the Korean Guy. Guess what he had to fart aaalllll night long, every Minute one fart as a result for eating this awful Stew. Those were nasty and the whooole room stank.
He has been arrogant about his farts on that night. And he yelled at the Korean Guy underhim,"Comes through the Wood, doesn't it!" I, too laughed so hard on that night...
And it's weird that before this evening, my fellows threatened ME to kick me outa their room, if I fart ONE TIME... they really scared me...^-^