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well i cant top Maxi-Ryu99, thats for sure. But for the sake of getting papers, i would say i bottle up my misery, and i am certain one day i will snap and start massacring people.

i think that everyone will snap but not to sure about the massacring part tho.^_^

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Yea i think i wrote this before but decided to delete it but ... it seems funny with the whole Maxi-Ryu99 story.

When i was first in college i spent a lot of my time in my room alone. My mom came to me one day and said

" Crystal, it is between you and God if you masturbate ... but consider what you are doing"

i was soo embarrassed because i was just doing hw... i just started a university and all i had time for was hw. She had a very bad assumption. But when i told my best friend about it ... she laughed at me for hours.

not so funny for me cuz i know she thought i was doing somethin... man.

~Natsumi Lam~

NatsumiLam

yea i think i wrote this before but decided to delete it but ... it seems funny with the whole Maxi-Ryu99 story.

When i was first in college i spent a lot of my time in my room alone. My mom came to me one day and said

" Crystal, it is between you and God if you masturbate ... but consider what you are doing"

i was soo embarrassed because i was just doing hw... i just started a university and all i had time for was hw. She had a very bad assumption. But when i told my best friend about it ... she laughed at me for hours.

not so funny for me cuz i know she thought i was doing somethin... man.

~Natsumi Lam~

that sucks for you! but funny for everyone else.
^_^ LOL
ha to the power of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

AnimeOverSeer

that sucks for you! but funny for everyone else.
^_^ LOL
ha to the power of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

true true.,,, very funny .. hahah but not so much when i remember it.

Oh yea i remember another story.....


My mom gave me the sex talk bbefore i got married... IN DETAIL... nasty nasty nasty... and we didnt know there was this middle age guy close by.. and he heard the whole thing..... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW i was so embarressed... ahhhh

~Natsumi Lam~

NatsumiLam

AnimeOverSeer

that sucks for you! but funny for everyone else.
^_^ LOL
ha to the power of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

true true.,,, very funny .. hahah but not so much when i remember it.

Oh yea i remember another story.....


My mom gave me the sex talk bbefore i got married... IN DETAIL... nasty nasty nasty... and we didnt know there was this middle age guy close by.. and he heard the whole thing..... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW i was so embarressed... ahhhh

~Natsumi Lam~

where did you have the talk?
and before you got married, that is a long time to wait of that.
funny^_^

AnimeOverSeer

NatsumiLam

AnimeOverSeer

that sucks for you! but funny for everyone else.
^_^ LOL
ha to the power of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

true true.,,, very funny .. hahah but not so much when i remember it.

Oh yea i remember another story.....


My mom gave me the sex talk bbefore i got married... IN DETAIL... nasty nasty nasty... and we didnt know there was this middle age guy close by.. and he heard the whole thing..... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW i was so embarressed... ahhhh

~Natsumi Lam~

where did you have the talk?
and before you got married, that is a long time to wait of that.
funny^_^

*still hasn't gotten the talk*

Ahhah yea i got the simple talk when i was little...


but i got the full out detailed talk about everything... EVERYTHING>... nasty... cuz i knew she was comparing it to her and dad... man nasty........ :/

~Natsumi Lam~

NatsumiLam

ahhah yea i got the simple talk when i was little...


but i got the full out detailed talk about everything... EVERYTHING>... nasty... cuz i knew she was comparing it to her and dad... man nasty........ :/

~Natsumi Lam~

yeah the comparing to dad and mom part, that is real nasty.
more nasty when my sisters talks about that stuff.
^_^
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I do some fapping activities daily (if you dont know what that is don't ask) daily *runs away*

I recorded my farts on Cassette. I had some Tapes back there. The only thing was, I had to hide'em from my mom and Dad carefully. 'cause the first few Times, they kinda caught me.

First Time, my mom didn't allow me to bring my walkman into the Cinema, she took it along with my Fart-cassette away from me. My friend was invited by me in the movies. Well I actually planned to listen to my Farts along with him, because he was my Fart Buddy for a while.
Second Time, my father came into the room and coincidently wanted to listen what I recorded, he heard what I recorded and took my Cassette away right away.

This was the last time I was gettin' caught recording a Fart Session. The friend of mine told me about this Fart-record of 12 seconds, I believed that and wanted to break the record... I guess I managed 16 Seconds long, as far as I emember, maybe it ain't true 'cause I counted too fast by that time.

Now I know, there IS not such a Fart movie or any Farting Record ever in the guiness Book of Records.

Shiver

I do some fapping activities daily (if you dont know what that is don't ask) daily *runs away*

What is fapping?

Yea... i dont know what taht is either...


~NL~

As i said, this have became the fart thread XDD

Hey man, how could you have recorded your farts=?? are you serious?

If you dont know what it is then you dont know what it is... thats not the actual spelling... to restrain people from searching on wiki -_-

Zerlingo

as i said, this have became the fart thread XDD

Hey man, how could you have recorded your farts=?? are you serious?

Yeeess, I am Serious. I recorded Long Farts to send'em to Guiness, or so I planned to do... but in the end I realized that my friend told me a kinda joke.

I had a fart piano... and we used to record the sounds... nasty ones and play it under the table and play jokes on my mom and grandparents :)

we would blame them on grandma hahah

~Natsumi lam~