Baba Yaga

come on gimmie some pepperoni pizza

gimmie some nice orange juice

you will be greatly rewarded

have an orange, make juice yourself

i cannot kill an orange with a face

then you'll starve

are you starving yet

i'll feed him

by iv

I wann collect your tears for experiments

sorz, all i got

gonna create a cure for happiness

deto is 9001% mad scientist

huahuahua!

His mind whirled with grand plans, never thinking of what might happen if he were to succeed.

9001% mad scientist 1% king wizard

lol a cure for happiness?

culmination of all my mischief

that would be like... whatever the opposite of cake is

uncake

the antidote is cake

the cure for happiness is an easy one

you just need to think one single sentence, and it all falls into place

the cake is a lie

worst lie in history of humanity