Linebarrels of Iron

these are minimum requirements for acceptable outdoorwear

we will dress a respectable person

like a president or a queen

t-shirt and pants should be good enough for royalty

this is truth, they are not normal people, the rules do not apply

they get to wear crowns and look awesome, normal people look laughable with crowns

if you can rock a crown you are definitely a king

thats how it works

i should try this

be careful not to die of shame

i'm vain enough that my ego will survive

hello

hello friend

greetings to you mecha

i hope these greetings I send arrive at your location

may they make contact with your body at a high velocity

SAM turrets firing on your greetings

initiating evasion procedures

oh, it seems animus does not want me to fraternize with the enemy

but wait

it appears animus is no longer with the red team as well

animus is now the enemy

♂

wait no

first post was an information bulletin, second one our reaction to the missiles ._.

commie 4 lyf yo