Bionic Commando

we make fun of the other team

everyone red is going to jail

good side gets all seagulls poop

red is awesomeness

ours is the manly team

too big bro

oh no conflict within red ranks

too bad the beginning of the end

mecha is a spy

call the kgb

ur busted mecha return to base

omg they found out -runs-

damn pyros

abort abort

get to escape pods

I have always suspected her of being anti-red

made it back to base yay!

excellent

enemy force moving to our location, bossteb

ok here is the plan

we kill them all

roger that

intercepting