Took about 11 hours, playing with brushes, filters and a slow brain ^_^
I don't own the many brushes I used from http://www.brushesdownload.com/, and the scan I didn't do and the website I got it off now doesn't do scans, I hold no claim but reverence!
I hope the signature is okay...and the rest of it.

Thanks for the nice advice at Session Zero! So happy it did manage to get into the wallpaper section as I did spend a lot of time on it and being told it couldn't go on the wallpaper section was sad. So yay, thanks AP!