Weee it's ready...
I knew that if I wished with all my heart they would make a scan with Haruhi as Queen of Hearts... with the "head will roll" thing and all. =3
So, when I saw it here, I hurried to minitokyo to download it. (since I have more credits than paper)
Scan here. As you can see, I tried to make that checkered background thing.
Since I've already rescued Mikuru and Yuki from Haruhi in the western scan, why not save Haruhi from Mikuru and Yuki. XD
Then I vectored the chibis from this scan, and changed their clothes.
Mikuru is Alice, because she was wearing the maid dress and it's easy to edit.
Kyon is the Hatter because he likes tea.
Koizumi is Cheshire Cat because he's always smiling.
Yuki is the White Rabbit because Yuki is snow, and snow is white... and the white rabbit is white.

Everything else was made from scratch, though it's not much. Hope you like it.
And many thanks to the people at SZ and minitokyo's sandbox. =D

EDIT: removed the motion blur from the chibis =P