According to famed bar-enthusiast and column writer David Berschman
"There are normally 3 things that really make a man's life enjoyable to the most wonderful extent there can be, these 3 are of course, Women's tits, a beer after work, and a paycheck in 4 digits or more."

and then he added

"And I assure you, I can come back home without either one of the latter two, but the first is a must at any time of the day."

Men are strange creatures really, if an 80 year old woman with sagging breasts is to bare herself, I assure you that any man, young or old will respond to those, even if they are the worse things you dared lay your eyes on, men's eyes are some breasts radar, it just scans in detail, the size, the desirability, nothing escapes the vision of men when we talk about breasts, heck, we could have a public guys debate on who owns the best set of tits, and up till now, it is almost as holy a topic as Jesus vs Evolution. Men's desire to hold, touch, feel, see, smell, taste, cuddle with fantastic tits continues to this very day, it is an evolutionary prime, it is something imprinted within our very souls, it is the ultimate agenda, and I tell you this much, nothing satisfies more for this department than working for a magazine like Maxim, where you get to do photoshoots with lovely women who bare their lovelies on you, oh all its glory. I would trade my job for that, any day.


The stock photo came from The Fanged Collection by Resurgere's Stocks, the textures as of course, usual.
I am using blue overtones to capture a sexy watery feeling for the swimsuit she is wearing, you know, making it a bit more to my liking rather than the masses's liking for something whitish. Generally, this wallpaper has some 50 layers, it looks simple, but textures alone has around 20 because of the variation and my perfectionist attitude towards blending. The scan itself was extracted a bit poorly, but pardon me, I wasn't sure what to do with a small shitty scan like that since vectoring is not within my options.

I am also sorry for the whitish glow you see behind her, it is used in conjunction with the lighting effect from behind her, you know, spotlights, moodlights for the photoshoot meant a lot, so yeah, necessary evil.

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