Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that you, the anime-obsessed otaku, went on a date. (It's a stretch, I know, work with me.) And let's say, stretching the truth once again, that your beau or belle of choice actually came home with you, to your room. Oooh, steamy.

You fire up the old computer machine, to do something normal, like watching a non-anime DVD. IN ENGLISH. When, all of a sudden, s/he catches sight of your gorey pantsu lolicon wallpaper! Oh, fuck. Not only are you out a first-time lay, you're now under suspicion of pedophilia. What's a poor nerd to do?

Well, aside from paying your bail money (it's in the post, I promise) you can deck out your desktop with a marvellous Evangelion Wallpaper. With its subdued colours, iridescent angel and poetry, it seems classy-- even artistic! Plus, if your date's an anime fan, s/he'll get the nerdy reference, and you two can go off and argue about dubs versus subs with each other.

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