Happy Tree Friends

The ice cream was made of Lard and corn starch

and a small bit of corn syrup

yeah here we use mashed potatoes with coloring

for roast chicken we bought uncooked chicken and coated it with wood varnish

This recipe worked really well, it even had the ridges when scooped and such

woah, that's disgusting @Bro

if you used regular roast chicken it'd go wrinkly in minutes

Salmonella...

why, were you expecting to eat the chicken? lol

good point

would you eat anything with wood varnish on it?

good point

hey bro, you wouldn't happen to need an apprentice, would ya?

yes

I would eat anything with wood varnish on it

I didn't really mean it when I said I'd eat what i'm supposed to shoot, panda

I know that

are you willing to work as an apprentice?

the cost for travel to where I am would be enough to buy you a good camera body plus lens lol

As long as I get paid, and learn, and eventually earn the right to do my own shoots

get me coffee. sweep the floor. hold this lens cap. you are now an apprentice.

also do it for next to dirt

switch that strobe on

maybe get a chance to take photos for 15 min

Sounds fine

I've had some photos used, and I was halfway teaching my Studio Lighting course, I'm accustomed to light rigs