The black key...

To the prince...

I give up. I can't make an automatic revolver that shoots the non-members who post here xP Post all you want, but make sure that the story flows *funnily*~

who used it...

With evil intentions

To steal plushies...

And puppies too.

The princess saw...

What happened and...

Used a revolver...

To shoot the...

Long time ago lived a princess whose name is Analique. She was pretty. Really pretty. Everyone loved her except for one who was dark and sullen. Why she was hated many ponders. But the things that she done before only she knew: because she had mistakenly unleashed evil powers of the banana slug which is actually not very evil and not very dangerous. However, after years and years of waiting in a dirty underground prison, something weird happen. The banana slug ate all the banana and then farted out loud. The princess was shocked and fainted right on top of a fluffy black fat sheep. After that, a fluffy yellow duck appeared from nowhere. A black key also dropped right beside the duck. A prince appeared. He was very dark and ugly, and had a face that looked similar to a peanutbutter glass bottle. However, actually he is a squirrel. At last, he went to a lady's hair saloon and talked to a fat cat who is actually disguised as a ballerina princess. The prince then said "A chicken took away my magic teapot and gave it to the missing link monkey, who has eluded the clutches of the evil mutant banana slug." Then the princess take the black key to the prince who used it with evil intentions to steal plushies and puppies too. The princess saw what happened and used a revolver to shoot the...

- ugly prince until...

He became a...

Bullet rilled corpse...

A tooth-fairy appeared...

(tooth fairy is one word right?)

And gave a ..