The Pub
Ok so it's a cyber pub, so the drinks are "pretend", but feel free to enjoy a beverage in front of your pc while you chat here. lol. Its a social thread, so so grab a cyber drink and talk crap, what else would you do in a Pub. lol.
Your Friendly and slighty drunk bartenders are
* gilead
* humunculus-sloth07
* MixMaster-Link
Be kind, and tip them.
Your Friendly and slighty drunk bartenders are
* gilead
* humunculus-sloth07
* MixMaster-Link
Be kind, and tip them.
I PRONOUNCE AP PUB OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
*ze runs to the bar and positions himself under the beer keg
*
*glug glug glug glug... haahhh excellent*
who wants a drink?
*ze runs to the bar and positions himself under the beer keg
**glug glug glug glug... haahhh excellent*
who wants a drink?
Get me a... MILK!
Gimme blood... A type... im allergic to B, i don't like AB and O sucks
so... how's the wife? can i get her neck for a bit?
so... how's the wife? can i get her neck for a bit?
One Milk & one Blood (type A), - on the house!
*drinks the milk*
that is my type of Vampire
that is my type of Vampire
ahhhhhhhhhhh this damn thing is goodtime for work now
MWAHAHAHAHAH!
*goes to bite some necks*
Hey danalm! got know any hot vampire girls? this pub loves vampire girls, they create such an atmosphere. lol.
*has shot of Stroh Rum* *hic*
*has shot of Stroh Rum* *hic*
Get off me *push*
*hic* sorry... *hic*...
*another shot of Stroh Rum*
*another shot of Stroh Rum*
2 years 5 months ago
Well this bartender is NOT flashing any drunks
SO GET OVER IT!!
just kidding
SO GET OVER IT!!
just kidding
2 years 5 months ago
Ok so this guy goes into a sports store and walks up to the counter and asks the lady clerk if she has any jock straps here she said that she didnt know but would go check. so she walks to the back room and looks up straps in the catalouge. she couldn't find any jock straps but found a duck strap. ( for those that dont know what a duck strap is it is a strap with a few loops in it to hold the ducks that have been shot by the neck so your hands are free to use your shot gun.) so she figures that a duck strap is about the same as a jock strap and takes it back to the customer at the counter. he looks at it and asks :how do you use it?" The clerk responds " well you put your head through the loop and throw it over your sholder" the man looks at her and says " who me i cant do that!" XD
Ba dum bump pshh
when ever i think of a new one ill post it.
Ba dum bump pshh
when ever i think of a new one ill post it.
CHOCOLATE MILK!! 

2 years 5 months ago
Score i found the good chocolate mix
Lets raid the bar and leave nothing to drink 








