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BAR FIGHT!!!!!!
2 years 3 months ago
Hey it's not like i am an alcoholic i can quit anytime i want to i just dont want to =P
*continues to drink and watchmore anime*
*continues to drink and watchmore anime*
*throws an empty bottle of Corona into Gilead's TV, Gilead gets covered with pieces of glass and plastic, while the tap spits beer all over his face*
Gots to keep this fight kicking somehow, right? ^__^
Gots to keep this fight kicking somehow, right? ^__^
2 years 3 months ago
YOU CALL THIS CRUSHING ME!?!? you just pissed me off thats all never mess with a man and his tv that is a sure way of getting f 'ed up.
* takes tv and bashes over apes head*
*grabs ape by the neck then punctures his eyes on the beer tap*
* grabs pool que and rams through apes chest and sticks it in gils un healed hole as well*
now we will tap dance our way to hell where you can pay for your sins of blasphamy against the tv and beer gods!
* turns on flogging molly and drop kick murpheys and starts to tap dance a hole down to hell*
* takes tv and bashes over apes head*
*grabs ape by the neck then punctures his eyes on the beer tap*
* grabs pool que and rams through apes chest and sticks it in gils un healed hole as well*
now we will tap dance our way to hell where you can pay for your sins of blasphamy against the tv and beer gods!
* turns on flogging molly and drop kick murpheys and starts to tap dance a hole down to hell*
*dials 666*
"Satan, my friend, listen up, I'll be coming to you because of this crazy bartender Gilead, so if you could please arrange some hot nurses for me and prepare to kick that bloke on the other side of the pool que straight back to the pub, I'll be very thankful. And remember you owe me one, so now we're even. See you in a minute"
*Gets treated by a hot nurse while Gilead is kicked back to the pub*
"Satan, my friend, listen up, I'll be coming to you because of this crazy bartender Gilead, so if you could please arrange some hot nurses for me and prepare to kick that bloke on the other side of the pool que straight back to the pub, I'll be very thankful. And remember you owe me one, so now we're even. See you in a minute"
*Gets treated by a hot nurse while Gilead is kicked back to the pub*
WTF?!
I just got a call from "goldenape*
He said that he wanted a hot nurse...
So I sent him a gay dude dressed as a nurse and I pissed on his beer.
What to do now?...
Ehmmm...
I'll give the bar a small satanic touch.
*FREE BEER ON THE HOUSE!!* (Gilead pays)
I just got a call from "goldenape*
He said that he wanted a hot nurse...
So I sent him a gay dude dressed as a nurse and I pissed on his beer.
What to do now?...
Ehmmm...
I'll give the bar a small satanic touch.
*FREE BEER ON THE HOUSE!!* (Gilead pays)
SPOILER (click to view)
Ah well, as long as the bloke nurses me back to normal.
2 years 3 months ago
RiiiiGHT.......... ok mr "pure evil" obviously your kinda new here so ill forgive you for your ignorance but im the one and only lucifer here don't believe me go back a few pages see my power over hades, sheol hell what ever. if you want to work for me i always have openings but i am the only god of the underworld, king of the darkness, master of all that is vile and evil, so on and so forth ad. inf.
and my little ape companion i never said we were down tap dancing did i ?
* grabs ape by the neck again rams him back onto the pool que and begins to tap dance more, this time to the river dance dvd*
dam not quite the same with out ze and vb here where are they any who?
and my little ape companion i never said we were down tap dancing did i ?
* grabs ape by the neck again rams him back onto the pool que and begins to tap dance more, this time to the river dance dvd*
dam not quite the same with out ze and vb here where are they any who?
Well my little friend Gilead.
My real name is EVILIO, does your name contain evil?
No?
Well...that's to bad.
You may be Lucifer but I can still kick your ass and I'm pretty sure that I'm around thousand times more evil than you.
Just for the record...I'm neither Satan or God, I'm the one that's beyond your imagination.
God created the human, Satan gave them free will and I were the one that made them both.
Which means...I KICK ASS AND YOU DON'T!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
My real name is EVILIO, does your name contain evil?
No?
Well...that's to bad.
You may be Lucifer but I can still kick your ass and I'm pretty sure that I'm around thousand times more evil than you.
Just for the record...I'm neither Satan or God, I'm the one that's beyond your imagination.
God created the human, Satan gave them free will and I were the one that made them both.
Which means...I KICK ASS AND YOU DON'T!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
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SPOILER (click to view)
2 years 3 months ago
Uh huh...... the reason i don't have some dumb ass lame name that tries to pu tme off as evil or bad ass is cause i don't need it. and no matter how evil you think you are, deep down you know you like pink stuffed bunnies and to ware purple frilly dresses and prance through the fields of pansies and sing along with the birds. people that name them selves with evil strong ultra ect. have something they are trying to hide or a deficency they are trying to cover over so people might not pick on them. sorry but your still just a little pimple on on satan's ass that doesn't amount to anything. but have fun thinking your tough i guess every one needs a fantasy of some sort. =P
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Being though and strong won't help me in here so I don't really care about that.
What I'm talking about now is about wickedness, sadism, blood, pain, pleasure and joy.
What you're talking about is about what others will think about you...
I don't give a crap that, specially in here where faces are hidden and feelings are never seen.
Just let me say one thing...THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! O.O
What I'm talking about now is about wickedness, sadism, blood, pain, pleasure and joy.
What you're talking about is about what others will think about you...
I don't give a crap that, specially in here where faces are hidden and feelings are never seen.
Just let me say one thing...THIS IS A CONSPIRACY! O.O
SPOILER (click to view)
2 years 3 months ago
Right so i think you've had one too many dubbies and your just rambling about conspiracies hmm yep i think yous is a pot head... well if you need anything for your munchies then head over to the ap cafe im sure they have stuff like brownies and pudding and what not
HEY!
DUN START TALKING ABOUT BROWNIES AND PUDDINGS!!
JUST GIVE BE MY BEER!
GILL PAYS!!
DUN START TALKING ABOUT BROWNIES AND PUDDINGS!!
JUST GIVE BE MY BEER!
GILL PAYS!!
SPOILER (click to view)
*snore*
Ok, I've had enough of this.
*pulls the pool que out of his chest, breaks it in half, throws it away*
*walks to the loo, rips out a toilet, walks back*
*slams the toilet on Gileads head*
*joins purevil89 at the bar and gives us both a beer*
Cheers bro.
Ok, I've had enough of this.
*pulls the pool que out of his chest, breaks it in half, throws it away*
*walks to the loo, rips out a toilet, walks back*
*slams the toilet on Gileads head*
*joins purevil89 at the bar and gives us both a beer*
Cheers bro.
VB descends upon the bar.
sees no trace of ze.
looks ahead and sees a true to the word pothead.
realizes that the pothead is gilead from the ghoulish traces still present.
VB blows the pot away with his custom vampire busting gun.
vb turns his attention to g-ape and p-evil at the bar.
sees no trace of ze.
looks ahead and sees a true to the word pothead.
realizes that the pothead is gilead from the ghoulish traces still present.
VB blows the pot away with his custom vampire busting gun.
vb turns his attention to g-ape and p-evil at the bar.
Life is all about living!!...LIVE IT!
2 years 3 months ago
*brushes off ceramic from head and shoulders.*
dam it that was the bathroom that i built now im gonna have to go buy another toliet you bastard.
*polishe forehead up all nice and pretty and head butts g.a. into the next county BAM!
*
DONT BREAK MY FREAKIN BAR!
dam it that was the bathroom that i built now im gonna have to go buy another toliet you bastard.
*polishe forehead up all nice and pretty and head butts g.a. into the next county BAM!
*DONT BREAK MY FREAKIN BAR!