Ok so somthin else i thought of when you go to a bar its a greta place to hear new jokes and what not and even laugh at some old classics, also you might even be able to boo and hiss a guy off the stage that really sucks. so limber up those fingers double check your wording and spelling and let the punch lines loose.

Ok i guess ill start off with a joke i heard the other day at work.

So there's a white, black mexican and native that all go climb a mountain. Once on the top they start drinkin and smokin peotee (indian pot basically) . So the Indian gets up and says " My people have been through alot and have suffered tremendously. This is for all of them " and jumps off the mountain and falls to his death. Next the Mexican gets up and says" Ya my people have also been through a lot. This is for all of my people." Then he jumps off the mountain and dies. Next the black guy gets up and says " Im with them, my people have also been through a lot of hard times. This is for them." then he picks up the white guy and throws him off the mountain.

hehe ok your turn guys.

Ok heres a quicky what does MARINE mean?




Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essencial
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This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."

So..is this place to post jokes?!
I've one ^_~ i found it ^^'' hehe

Three chicks were stranded on an deserted island - a brunette, redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles and got really tired, by the time she made it ten miles she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.

The second chick, a redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than to stay here and starve to death.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.

The blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back