Me and My Jacob
So I gave him money, so he could buy food...
He looked at me confused, so I told him...
Duh, its money..spend it.....
He took the money and left and...
I was alone...then the doorbell rang...
I got up from the couch and opened the door, it was...
OMG! KILLER CLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!! Like in that movie! But that wasn't the least of our problems...
I screamed at the top of my lungs and ran, but then...
Clusmy me, I tripped....
...ON AN UNWED TEENAGE MOTHER WITH RABIES, so i started running...
Then turned around and took out...
A Mad Magazine who's fold in held the secret to solving the mystery of...
The swine flu...
So that I had that bit of key information on swine flu I could....
Tell everybody in forks,that we don't have to worry about it anymore...












