Patchouli Knowledge waited. The koakuma above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were marisas in the library. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Sakya Izyaoi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Patchouli was a librarian for a hundred years. When she was young she watched the library and she said to dad "I want to read books daddy."
Dad said "No! They will BE STEAL BY MARISAS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered he stopped. But now in the library of the Scarlet Devil Mansion she knew there were marisas.
"This is Sakya" the radio crackered. "You must fight the marisas!"
So Patchouli gotted her maigc spells and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the marisas
"I will shoot at her" said the raymoo and she fired the round yinyang orbs. Patchouli magicked at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the marisas" she shouted
The radio said "No, Patchouli. You are the marisas"
And then Patchouli died of asthma.

O_o YAY!!..How come the title says Doom 3!...OMG!!..Omni's using Awesome titles to attract people :P

My favorite kind is on Gaiaonline; you've got people there labeling their topics names like '13 yo pregnant [PIX!]', PENIS!, I raped now I'm in trouble!, etc. to attract people's attention.

Story used to come from doom 3.
It was a fanfic written by a 10 year old or something, the grammatical error was so bad, it sucked. But it gave way to some premise of a very good story.
( the end was like... No, don't fight the demons, you are the demon, enough, don't do this to us anymore , which another guy was telling to a person who turned into one of those zombie crack heads. )

!..lol

Where is everyone???

Bored.

F*gs

Melty Blood how-to-netplay copypasta for newfags:

You must be using Act Cadenza Version B!

If you don't have the game, awaken to the power of torrents.

Download the 1.03A patch from www.meltybread.com

There is a default caster there, but if you want to be able to SPECTATE, download Mauve's version (now with player names!):
http://mauve.sandwich.net/MBCaster.html

Use the address "mizuumi.net" to:

-option 7: standby if you can't host on your network
-option 8: see if your network is properly configured for hosting

there is an IRC channel:
irchighway.net/meltanjp

at least I can use this thread for my meltan save

Omni, why the hell are you playing mbac instead of IAMP?

or better yet. SWR in 2 weeks.

LOL coze act cadenza is better than Iamp lol.
I am ashamed to say I never even beat Suika in normal heck.., even easy.

So naturally I gave up, removed the game etc.

continue with doujin post etc.