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Ye Olde Globalization Legend
Hear 'ee, hear 'ee, 'tis this day that marks the discovery of an ancient legend, one that may strike fear in the hearts of thy enemies and may cripple your mouses. Hear 'ee, hear 'ee, the legend of Globalization.
The world was filled with enchanted beings, those who now are nothing but a passing memory. Humans saw that life was better and they lived it fully, Pokemon roamed the world as companions and equals to humans (foxes were seen as the Devils horns, as they had multiple tails), Operas were constantly sung at funerals (they weren't very appreciated in this fairytale, if you don't like it, go somewhere else) and you could visit a Safari past every mountain (of course, if you actually went past the mountain, the Safari would be the way you came). The paige providing business was a thriving one at that time, for the numerous Isps were holding the power of providing and not few were those who offered means of providing. Our legend presents the life of Blu.E, him being the seventh son of a micro-legendary hero from long ago, but, alas, that story is being forgotten... We shall focus on the young boy, for his business was blooming and many came seeking his wonderfully delivered paiges. And he looked, and he saw, and he said "It is good.". Unknowingly to him, from the kingdom of Bauhaus, there was an evil man, a vile human, a filthy being, his mind and purpose bearing evil. And so, this wretched existence, known only as Spy, was quick to overpower the young man's mind, him being so fragile and oblivious to the evil of the world. So it came to pass that the new corporation took the name of "Spy Wares" and Blu.E himself was drawn into this corporation, the peasants having no more means of receiving paiges, for Spy Wares provided them to only those who they deemed worthy. The town was quickly succumbing and something had to be done to prevent globalization from further desecration of these beautiful lands. The people stared at the sky. It quickly turned grey, there was a long guitar solo from the heavens and they could see the sky tearing apart and a giant pi(~n)ata appeared before them. It was fox-shaped and it had three tales. It was the elusive three-tailed Vulpix. Unlike its aniki, Ninetales, considered by all a sign of an Inferno to come, this cute and cuddly fur-ball was considered to bring an end to misfortune. Long story short, the world was invaded by the three-tailed fire-fox Vulpix, Spy Wares went out of business and Blu.E was removed from the metallic land. They all lived happily ever after, then D. (i.e. d)
The world was filled with enchanted beings, those who now are nothing but a passing memory. Humans saw that life was better and they lived it fully, Pokemon roamed the world as companions and equals to humans (foxes were seen as the Devils horns, as they had multiple tails), Operas were constantly sung at funerals (they weren't very appreciated in this fairytale, if you don't like it, go somewhere else) and you could visit a Safari past every mountain (of course, if you actually went past the mountain, the Safari would be the way you came). The paige providing business was a thriving one at that time, for the numerous Isps were holding the power of providing and not few were those who offered means of providing. Our legend presents the life of Blu.E, him being the seventh son of a micro-legendary hero from long ago, but, alas, that story is being forgotten... We shall focus on the young boy, for his business was blooming and many came seeking his wonderfully delivered paiges. And he looked, and he saw, and he said "It is good.". Unknowingly to him, from the kingdom of Bauhaus, there was an evil man, a vile human, a filthy being, his mind and purpose bearing evil. And so, this wretched existence, known only as Spy, was quick to overpower the young man's mind, him being so fragile and oblivious to the evil of the world. So it came to pass that the new corporation took the name of "Spy Wares" and Blu.E himself was drawn into this corporation, the peasants having no more means of receiving paiges, for Spy Wares provided them to only those who they deemed worthy. The town was quickly succumbing and something had to be done to prevent globalization from further desecration of these beautiful lands. The people stared at the sky. It quickly turned grey, there was a long guitar solo from the heavens and they could see the sky tearing apart and a giant pi(~n)ata appeared before them. It was fox-shaped and it had three tales. It was the elusive three-tailed Vulpix. Unlike its aniki, Ninetales, considered by all a sign of an Inferno to come, this cute and cuddly fur-ball was considered to bring an end to misfortune. Long story short, the world was invaded by the three-tailed fire-fox Vulpix, Spy Wares went out of business and Blu.E was removed from the metallic land. They all lived happily ever after, then D. (i.e. d)
