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Death God I am :3
So I thought I'd test out this journal thing since something so orgasmic happened to me the other day. XD I'll be brief.
7:11pm Friday night: Friend comes over (slumber part-ayyy w00t w00t). Friend brings gift. Gift = 9 goldfish (the non-edible variety)
7:30pm: Friend pours fish from bag into bowl. Things don't go as planned: water successfully transferred to bowl; fish, not. Friend screams in process.
7:31pm: All fish in bowl.
9:45am Saturday morning: One fish dead.
9:50am: Dead fish scooped out of water and funeral-ed into toilet.
11:00am: Remaining 8 fish transferred from bowl to tank. (Upgrade w00t w00t)
2:30pm: Tank contains fish. 0/8 alive.
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Sometimes I wonder why I didn't go into journalism.
7:11pm Friday night: Friend comes over (slumber part-ayyy w00t w00t). Friend brings gift. Gift = 9 goldfish (the non-edible variety)
7:30pm: Friend pours fish from bag into bowl. Things don't go as planned: water successfully transferred to bowl; fish, not. Friend screams in process.
7:31pm: All fish in bowl.
9:45am Saturday morning: One fish dead.
9:50am: Dead fish scooped out of water and funeral-ed into toilet.
11:00am: Remaining 8 fish transferred from bowl to tank. (Upgrade w00t w00t)
2:30pm: Tank contains fish. 0/8 alive.
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Sometimes I wonder why I didn't go into journalism.
Comments
11 months 6 days ago
Suesue suesue! I didn't want them to die! ;_; They looked so horrible floating upside down. >< I hope you gave them all a proper funeral... *cries*