This document is not intended to replace animepaper's official FAQ so if you have a query regarding the site it would be better to check that resource rather than expect to find answers to your question's amongst my ranting.

I find quite often the same questions come up repeatedly and figured that having my own FAQ would allow me to achieve two things; It will save my keyboard and sanity from having to type the same thing again and again and it will allow me to expose the stupidity of the members responsible for the introduction of my head to the desk. I like humiliation. I find that it works nicely to curb bad behaviour.

Anyways on with the show.

Q. OMG what did you do to my papers?
A. I took them. Not because I'm mean and not because I like doing so but because they deserved a better home than what you could ever provide them... even if it is oblivion. Seriously, if I've had reason to fine you and you don't know why, you really need to employ some common sense and read the FAQ.

Q. Can I have them back?
A. Really now, that would defeat the point in me having taken them in the first place. Unless I've made a mistake (not your definition of a mistake but my own definition), then no. Asking only tempts me to take more of them. Learn from your mistake and move on.

Q.
A.I still get this one a lot and as with V4 I'm still not quite up to bending spoons and all manner of psychic trickery. Type a message before hitting submit. Failing to do so likely only reinforces my opinion of you.

Q.Why are you so mean?
A. Chances are I'm not being mean. Just because I'm not giving into your demands or have decided to bludgeon you for your efforts, doesn't mean that I'm mean. The guidelines of the site are very specific and I work to uphold them out of respect for the community.

Q. How many people have you banned for their misconduct?
A. As of the start of V5, eighty-seven. Twenty-six were for spamming, eight for being underage (and thusly violating the privacy policy), two for abusiveness, forty-six for having multiple accounts and the other thirteen were sadly aliases of a previously banned member, Bright2.

Q. Who is Bright2?
A. He is unfortunately a muppet who likes to test our patience... enough to be apparently banned 27 times already (not all by me either).

Q. Why are you so racist?
A. Racist? I'm sorry to break it to you but stupid isn't a race. If you think my actions are racially motivated you'd better think again. I don't care where you're from and don't even check. Read the FAQ; as with all my bludgeonings, you've done (or not done) something to bring it on yourself.

Q. You are a "insert expletives here".
A. That's not a question and your ignorance doesn't excuse your abuse. Chances are you are the "insert expletives here" in the situation as you've done something stupid for me to intervene and you've failed to take responsibility for it.

Q. Why only one friend?
A. How long is a piece of string?

More to come as they are inevitably asked.