X'D

Mine refuses to play.

maybe you are an asshole to it

I bought her Toys, but she never plays with them.

She is only sweet on my Bed.

She sleeps on my Chest.

I bought my cat toys that made him intelligent

he can talk now

laughing out loud!

first thing he said was "dude, cactuses are not toys"

My Cat just looked at me and meowed.

I bought her Treats last Night.

I buy treats for mine too

watermelons, beer and ice creams

She will purr for Kitty Treats and for Catnip, but other than that, she will not play or let me hold her.

sings "Pussycats, Pussycats, I love you! Yes, I do! You and your Pussycat Nose!"

I remember Fonzy. He was my favourite Cat. He was a brown-striped Cat with a white Patch of Fur in between his Legs. My Dad said that was his Underwear.

He chased the Laser Pointer.

I will give Dana some Beer and see what happens, Deto.

I used to have a Cat that ate Ice Cream ... and one that jumped up on the Table and stole a Piece of Thanksgiving Turkey.

Bantman, more feels

she's really good

and she's a gurl too!

let's marry her

lets do it man

i'll get the ball rolling