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Professor Dumbledore is gay.
2 years 1 month ago
"Well . . . From the BBC accounting of the interview . . .Is that the point that you were looking for?
Regards, Aaron"
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Can you live without your cell phone?
2 years 1 month ago
"*pushes his glasses up*Well . . . yes. Let me give you some background here . . .
I had one of those new Blackjack Samsung phones with the keyboard and the big screen, music player, Windows Mobile, etc etc. The thing is one of the smallest, lightest, sleekest plastic PDAs on the market. I hated it. It's like putting a brick in your pocket, and for the hour or two that I'm in the US without being a few feet from a computer *does not* necessitate a stupid, bulky device. Granted, it was a device I probably did not need. As for the phone issue, I only talk on my phone for about 200 or so minutes a month unless it's chirping back and forth at Stella, which I do on the rare occasion that we are apart.
For the last three months, I was in Sapporo (Japan). I was immediately stunned by the cell phone reliance. First off, we *rented* new cell phones when we got there. Stella's cousin took us to a booth in the airport and we rented a phone. As a born-and-raised U.S. couple, we were terrified of the prospect of not only renting a phone, but using it! What if we lost it? How many minutes did we get? After a couple of weeks of constant text messages, we stopped caring. People literally text you 12 or 14 times a day in Japan, or at least in Stella's family. Everything is text-worthy, texting is free whereas calls cost minutes, and it's much faster than e-mail. We could not have left our phone at home for a day. So for three months, we got used to the little cheerful music of a text message coming in and flipping our phone open, checking the message with the same ease and speed as everyone else, and rattling off a quick acknowledgment. It made our lives so much more interconnected with her family. I was shocked at how much the cell phone was an extension of your life in Japan. We were so sad giving up our thin little phones when we left, that we promptly came home, ditched our PDAs (Stella has to technically keep hers), and got the same model of phone we had in Japan. We still text each other periodically, and have started annoying our own friends with them.
I have to admit . . . in an age of e-mail and such, the cell phone is a force to be reckoned with. As the next generations become more and more familiar with the speed and ease of texting . . . it won't be long before we have to have courtesy booths in our airports to rent out cell phones.
Regards, Aaron"
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Japan or USA
2 years 1 month ago
"*pushes his glasses up*It's been a long time since the U.S. was the leader in anything production-wise. What the U.S. does better than any country is the packaging, marketing, and valuing products from other countries.
Just to give ya a little "fer instance" . . .
The parts for an Apple iPod as of 2005 are mostly made overseas. The hard drive and electronic interface bits cost about $90.00 all told, and are made and assembled in Japan. By that logic, Japan has better robotics and a better overall "technology" bent. However, once said iPod gets shined up, boxed up, and plastic wrapped . . . we sell it for $299 - $349.00 without breaking a sweat. Why? Because we packaged it, branded it, and sold it for that much.
So, in short. Technology is Japan's world. Selling said technology is our game.
Regards, Aaron"
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Stop global hunger
2 years 6 months ago
"*pushes his glasses up and pours a tiny cup of water for the Buddha*Well . . . I wish the world could eat and be happy, but alas. All things die, and all things are broken. The one thing about the world that is inescapable is suffering. We all suffer when one of us suffers. Can we end all hunger in the world? No. Some people must go hungry. Not because we cause it personally, but because they live in a remote part of the world where technology has not reached them. We can all mourn the loss of a single sparrow, or tear at our hair for the death of a child that has died of hunger. In the end, we are reminded that life is not permanent. All things die, and all things are broken.
All we can do is feed ourselves, and feed those that we can. When you buy your food, try to buy from people that offer donations to charities, like Paul Newman's company in the US ("Newman's Own"), or better yet, look in your cupboard and give whatever you haven't used in a month to a soup kitchen in your town. Other than those personal ways to help, all we can do is be mindful of the suffering of others and care for each other whenever we can.
All things die, all things are broken.
Regards, Aaron"
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MST3K
2 years 6 months ago
"*pushes up his glasses, ears perking up*I am a total MST Fanatic, and part of the MST3K Digital Archive Project. MST3K is still alive and well! Not intending to plug anything, but Mike Nelson has his own website called "Rifftax", where you download the track of him, Kevin Murphy (Servo) and other guest stars, and then watch your own copy of the most recent bad movies, like Reign of Fire, Aeon Flux, stuff like that. They're super cheap, and a great way to put those bad choices in movies to work for you again. I blew the dust off my copy of several terrible movies, which I won't mention for fear of being too ashamed. Let's just say one starts with "D" and ends with "aredevil".
MST3K kept me sane and largely sober during college. The problem is, you really can't get a lot of the MST jokes without paying attention and/or having seen several others in a state of complete lucidity. Having seen literally hundreds of episodes, I crack up laughing while some of the less die hard fans give out a nervous chuckle. Some of the best ones that I saw had to be "Cave Dwellers" and the ancient Sandy Frank space epic "Space Fugitive", which are really a two-pack. Seeing both of them together makes each more funny than the last.
We tried a good experiment with my MST3K buddy's wife. She hated the concept, and took a lot of convincing to watch one. She finally broke down and with much eye-rolling and sighing watched Cave Dwellers with us. By the end of the movie, she was chuckling at the bots and stayed for Space Fugitive in the erstwhile double feature. She now refuses to allow us to watch one without her, and purchases Riff Trax by the dozen.
So, in short, that's the one-two punch for anyone out there who has never seen it. Cave Dwellers and Space Fugitive. Both are still on your favorite Amazon or whatever websites and are hilariously funny.
Thanks for bringing this up, Zeether. I'm glad to discuss any episodes in particular that you may have enjoyed! See you around!
Regards, Aaron"
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Are you a geek?
2 years 8 months ago
"*pushes his glasses up*Yes. I am a geek, and my wife is a geek, and probably our cat is a geek. All our children will be geeks, and the cycle of geekdom will continue unhindered as long as my family line is strong and without disease.
Geek is a title granted to the unnecessarily smart, the overly competent, and the studious. The person who gets straight "A"s because he/she does not party and instead goes to bed before a test is a geek. The person who fixes your computer is a geek. The person that can (and will) explain the happenings at the event horizon of a black hole or the armor class of a Halfling Rogue/Swashbuckler with unenchanted studded leather armor (fighting defensively of course) while on a packed train is a geek (12 plus their Intelligence or Dexterity modifier, whichever is better, by the way). The person that tapes Nova because a show about the minting of coins sounds fascinating is a geek. Any person that can name over one half of the period table's elements with corresponding letter denotations is a geek.
Get the picture? All the smart, focused, slightly deranged, cerebral folks that do not conform to society's standard of . . . I won't say "cool" because Anime, D&D, World of Warcraft, and black holes are all cool . . . "normal" are considered geeks. And most of us are proud of that title. Geeks excel. Geeks are stronger than most. Geeks are the coolest people on earth . . . because our mothers (and our geeky significant others) tell us so.
Regards, Aaron"
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No way....Can Paper REALLY beat Rock?
2 years 8 months ago
"*grins evilly*What if it's a really SMALL rock? I mean . . . there's more than one way of breaking a pair of scissors. Perhaps the tiny rock gets lodged in the blade an breaks the mechanism. It doesn't have to be a MASSIVE rock that blasts through the scissors, which is pretty unlikely anyway. The scissors are made of metal.
I think that the issue is that the scissors can't BEAT the rock, not that it smashes them. And the rock can't BEAT the paper for whatever stupid reason.
Maybe a better game would be "Rock, Scissors, Firecracker". Rock still beats scissors, and scissors would cut the fuse of the firecracker, while the firecracker would blow the rock up (in theory).
Sound better?
Regards, Aaron
*EDIT* Firecracker would, of course, be signified by a closed hand, thumb extended upward."
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Crimes And Death Penalty
2 years 8 months ago
"*pushes his glasses up*Well . . . I don't think any of us are qualified to put weights on either side of the scale, so I'll just say a few things about Capital Punishment and move on. We can't imagine what a rape victim goes through or what the grieving mother of a murdered child feels like or what a person who has had their identity stolen, lost their job and are now homeless must feel like.
So, that being said, allow me to elucidate on the one topic I am familiar with. Death Row. I did a very interesting study on the number of people on death row that are executed each year. At that time, it was far more likely that someone would die in a lumber mill than on death row, and twice as many people were killed in a car accident while hitting a white tailed deer (specifically) than on death row the previous year. The death penalty is not levied lightly, nor is it a quick, fatal stroke. It generally takes months and months of appeals being denied to land a person on death row, and even in high profile cases it takes an exceedingly serious charge to have ones life taken by the court. Multiple murder, serial murder, infanticide, terrorist bombings or shootings, and other heinous crimes against humanity are all the death sentence is generally sentenced for, due to the legislative weight such a sentence carries, and how easily they are appealed into oblivion for cases without this amount of gravity.
Regards, Aaron"
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does diffrent race matter
2 years 8 months ago
"*looks at his wife . . . looks in the mirror*Stella and I are different "races". She's Asian and I'm Caucasian. It matters, to some degree, in our personal life. I'm much taller and heavier than she is, and she can't understand my family's accent (though that's more of a cultural thing). Is it BAD that we're different races? Totally not. I think that whatever diversity is brought about by our ethnicity is aesthetic and will probably result in very cute babies someday (Stella has very big, beautiful eyes).
Stella has said on a few occasions that race is an issue for her. She never found herself attracted to "white" men before she met me. I had never dated an "Asian" woman before I met her. My mother suspected that I had "Japanese Fever" and didn't love Stella as much as I loved her ethnic background before we were married, and that was a bone of contention.
To be quite honest, and not to get all "Sunday School" all of a sudden, it really IS the type of person Stella is that attracted me. She's a wonderful person with very attractive mannerisms and a bright sensibility that makes me less mopey and introverted. I think she has a beautiful body and would not trade her looks for anything, though, so I guess I would be remiss if I said I didn't like "Asian" women.
At the risk of sounding contradictory, if Stella was a white girl . . . I don't know if things would be different. If she had been overweight, very tall, or had a bad habit of picking her nose I might have never gone out on a second date with her. When she met me, I was not her idea of a sexy man but she liked my smile and my humor was endearing so she gave me a chance to prove myself. I look a lot different now than I did then, largely because I strive to look better "for her" and am much healthier for the purpose of living longer now that I have something to live for beyond myself.
So yes, race does matter. It does not have to be a deciding factor, but your race determines what you LOOK like. Sorry to say, but Quasimodo does not always get the sexy gypsy girl to marry him in the real world. It didn't even work in the Disney movie. If someone doesn't like pale skin, a flat nose, almond-shaped eyes, big feet, nappy hair, big ears, blue eyes, or whatever . . . Sorry. Your race may have just disqualified you from their amorous affection. Totally discounting racial psychology and stereotype for the tripe it is, there are real PHYSICAL reasons that race matters.
Regards, Aaron"
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Purely Physical Attraction
2 years 9 months ago
"*raises an eyebrow*
So . . . if a guy said the following:
"Hey, cutie! Looking good!"
You'd run in fear? If someone shouted something completely vulgar and beyond the pale, I could understand you getting nervous and fleeing. Maybe it's because I'm a man, but I don't see how someone telling you that you look good is grounds for fear. Maybe grounds for disdain or self-righteousness, but not fear.
I'm merely making the point that it's an over-blown taboo that men are not allowed to compliment or generally point out how good a woman looks or how they make you feel. Most guys that have the wherewithal to make these comments are not articulate enough or don't have enough time to expound in a "business-like" or "gentleman-ly" way. They just tell you that your butt is a nice shape. Is that cause to RUN from someone?
Besides . . . tell us honestly . . . does it make your heart race a little? Do you later feel a little better that someone NOTICED your butt? Do you catch yourself feeling better since someone thinks you're a cut above and are willing to risk your ridicule to tell you?
Heh. I'm supposed to be working. Don't feel too bad.
Regards, Aaron"
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Gates on Vista, Mac ads, and the future of Windows...
2 years 9 months ago
"*smiles*Wow. Thanks for this topic! You guys are really discussing well on it, and I actually felt myself wondering if the Apple commercials WERE too harsh on poor Bill and his beleaguered Vista.
However, the ads are not comparing "coolness factor", per se unless you are converting the word "cool" to work as a substitute for "beautiful" or "easy", both of which the Mac has in spades, clubs, hearts, and diamonds. I have seen some damn sexy Linux desktops before, so I'm not trashing Linux. I am going to go over the edge soon and gut my NON-WORKING PC, replacing the motherboard and (what the heck) the OS with a Linux set up.
Let's be totally honest here. If Wendy's comes out with a Southwest Double-Chicken sandwich and it sells really well, and then Burger King comes out with a Cajun Double-Chicken sandwich two years later . . . it's not a rip-off. Sure, Vista seems like it's "copying" the Mac, but really now. Let the Windows users enjoy the simplicity and beauty that we lucky Mac users have had for years. Let them finally be able to change the way their buttons look and the way the windows move! Yay for them! Sure, it's Mac-ish, but who cares? The more easy and pretty things become in the computer world, the better.
And Bill IS in denial. A lot of Windows users DID NOT choose Windows. It was chosen for them by Best Buy, Gateway, Alienware, Dell, Circuit City, CompUSA, or whatever other ready-made computer service interested in selling technology cheaply sold it to them. Effective marketing does not make your product better, just more accessible and desirable. Mac is just taking a piece of the pie by showing people how easy using a Mac has always been, and how much work you have to go through (in most cases) to upgrade to an OS that largely gives you the same results for the same price (all things considered).
And you still get stuck with a Dell, Gateway, or whatever. Meh.
Regards, Aaron"
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Caffeine: Best friend to students and anime addicts!
2 years 9 months ago
"*pushes his glasses up, eyes wide*Well . . . I don't drink coffee very much, due to the fact that Stella hates it. I drink black tea and chai every now and again, but I get my caffeine from Shower Shock. It's a caffeinated soap. You get about 250 mg of sweet, life giving caffeine with each wash, and the soap lasts about two weeks a bar. I buy it online by the ten pack so I stay stocked up. Stella loves it, too, since it smells like peppermint and doesn't leave a film on your skin.
And yes, it totally works. You lather up with the soap, the caffeine soaks into your skin . . . *wham-o* Within five minutes, you are jacked up and good to go.
Regards, Aaron "
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Purely Physical Attraction
2 years 9 months ago
"*pushes his glasses up with a grin*Yeesh. I have to say one thing that might make everyone reading it slap themselves in the head, so you might want to put some gloves on. Ready? Nice and padded? Good?
It works. Being crude and using old-fashioned cat calls works.
"The heck!" you say? People desperately want human contact and acceptance. Sure, it's socially the right thing to do to "get insulted" and react badly to someone complimenting you on your (insert parts here). My wife is utterly gorgeous. However, she almost never got approached by men in New York City. The fact that I had the nerve to compliment her on the way she looked (and quickly progress into "candid critiques" of certain features) was a defining moment in our relationship and did a lot to prove my honesty and unwillingness to put up a front.
New York is the ephemeral "bastion" of lewd gestures and cat calls. I'm pretty sure that the wolf whistle was likely a Brooklyn invention, though I can't prove it. Can you believe that a cute Japanese girl could go 22 years without someone whistling at her or making a lewd comment about her . . . or even telling her she looked good?
Of course, in deference, there is a fine line between harassment and off-color comments. I don't think there's anything wrong with telling a lady she looks good in what she's wearing, or even a "lewd comment" made without malice is a great way to secretly make someone's day brighter (even if they publicly loathe you). Not allowing a person a reasonable means of escaping your advances is harassment (read: blocking a girl's exit and forcing her to respond to you or doing something like this in a work environment). If they can just give you the finger or walk away, what's the harm? And heck, if you're on a date with them . . . it's pretty much expected. One of the failings of modern men is that we've started to totally lose the desire to be passionate and be a man. Being a man includes making a woman feel good about herself, and even the most inappropriate comment can sometimes do just that!
Regards, Aaron"
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Anyone can help me about layout?
2 years 9 months ago
"*pushes his glasses up*Well, you could try the CSS Task Force in the "group" sections above. It's what they do, and they do it well.
Good luck!
Regards, Aaron"
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Would you eat this?
2 years 9 months ago
"*laughs quietly*"Decent meal"? Sheesh. I suppose four steam-fried patties of ground meat and a handful of wilted lettuce is "decent" enough for some people. I think it's the sheer novelty of eating a giant burger that's got the Japanese audience transfixed. When Stella and I visit her relatives in Hokkaido, they initially struggled to provide us with as much beef as possible. Upon finding that we were vegetarians, they were quite relieved and grateful to us. According to them, it's a custom to eat beef on special occasions and make sure that American visitors get plenty of it as a rule of politeness. The prospect of eating FOUR hamburger patties for such an insanely low price is probably quite interested to the general populace. Not to mention the fact that such a meal can be procured in a blindingly short amount of time, and that the much-desired ease of fast food order-and-go food makes for a hard to resist combination.
It's much the same way in the US, in my experience. The Wendy's Triple and the Double Whopper with Cheese probably kick the butt of this puny burger in meat content and belt-busting calories. If I don't miss my guess, the Double Whopper with Cheese currently holds the title for the most insane "decent meal" and has (again, a guess) close to 2000 calories, which is the suggested daily intake for a 200 pound man . . . in one sandwich, sans ubiquitous fries and "large" soda (which in other countries is larger than anything on sale to the general public). If Burger King or Wendy's were to establish a full-sized American menu, the cows would be running scared.
Regards, Aaron"
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Books vs. E-Book
2 years 9 months ago
"*eyes go wide*Wowsers. Good question! The more I think about it, the better it gets.
I have both, and I love both. Books are much harder to read with my schedule (and my envious spouse pushing them out of my lap to substitute herself), and Audiobooks are unwieldy in file size to carry around. The only complaint I have about iTunes (and it is the ONLY one) is that burning an Audiobook is a pain in the buttocks. I have to carry my iPod AND my Blackjack when I want to listen to a book. Not a big deal, but I feel the urge to re-buy the books to get them on my phone, or just buy the paperback and carry it around when on business.
I guess if I was forced to choose, my precious books would have to remain. One simple reason . . . I can share them freely. I love to give books that I have read away to friends or people on the street in New York that sell them (a cool feature of New York . . . people who sell books for a dollar on the corner on a "donation" basis and give the money to the homeless). There's nothing more precious than the gift of knowledge and happiness that books represent.
Regards, Aaron"
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hobys and pasions
2 years 9 months ago
"*rubs his lower back instinctively*
Being a native Kentuckian, and having ridden many not-so-tame horses on my family farm, I can say that I have felt that special connection as well. It awakens something in you that most people haven't felt in a long time. You feel the horse responding to your will . . . but just barely. It's quite an exhilarating feeling, as is the most exciting trip off the horse if you lose focus or he/she becomes tired of you being aboard.
Hobbies . . . hobbies . . . *taps his thumb on his head to encourage thoughts*
I suppose if you want to call Pekiti Tirsia a hobby, there's that. I think of martial arts as a regimen rather than a hobby.
Stella is trying to get me to start drawing as a hobby, but I'm not so good. I also play video games on the rare occasion that I'm not running around.
I envy you on blacksmithing. That seems like a really dirty, hard-working hobby. My kind of fun! There are two or three legally operating forges in New York, and they're privately owned. Sounds cool, Entarul!
Regards, Aaron "
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~Wine~
2 years 9 months ago
"*pushes his glasses up*Well . . . wine is not something that I would necessarily pair with liquor and beer as "booze", even though it does indeed contain alcohol. Red wine, in particular, has many proven health benefits when consumed at a rate of a glass or two (8 to 16 ounces) a day depending on your weight. Rice wine (sake) and plum wine are routinely consumed by my 70ish year old grandmother and she is in very good health and is never drunk.
Red wines such as Cabernet Savingnon and white wines such as Chardonnay generally tend to be "dry" as the term goes. Dry wines are astringent or "alcoholic" tasting and often give you a heavier mouth feel or "tart" sensation. They tend to leave a somewhat bitter and savory aftertaste, but generally offer the best combination with dinner due to the lack of an overly fruity or sweet bouquet.
The white wine Pinot Grigio and the red wine Merlot are generally the opposite end of the spectrum and are "sweet" or "fruity" wines. They offer a more juice-like sweetness and a fruity or earthy bouquet that lingers a bit longer than drier wines. This makes for a good combination with game and fish, and the bland textures and flavors of the food are heightened and complimented by a properly chosen wine.
There are hybrids and blends, such as Shiraz and Pinot Noir, which are exceptions to the rule (you'll have to read the labels and/or ask a professional if you've never tasted it to make sure you're buying what you like) as well as the horrible White Zinfandel (which is generally properly consigned to a box in a mega mart) and other "table wines". Table wine is a nice way of saying "cheap" or "get drunk" wines. You'll find these in boxes or large, unornimented bottles with "convenient" handles in grocery stores. While still technically "wine", these are only a few short steps above Mad Dog 20/20 and Night Train as the worst purchase you can make outside of college. Also worth mentioning are ports and meads, which are desert wines. Ports are generally very heavy and full of rich body. They are also extremely alcoholic and bring with them the most massive headache you will ever experience should you succumb to a drunken offer of a second or third glass. Meads are brewed a little different, generally with honey. Hence, most are called "Honey Mead". This is the origin on the night we now know as the "honeymoon", in which a man was traditionally given a bottle of this strong, sweet spirit to enhance his sex drive. The irony is that it often lowers your sexual performance due to the drunken stupor and entire bottle of this nearly-whiskey-heavy brew will induce. On Fogmoon, a celebration of the Aesir Norse, a bottle of Honey Mead is traditionally warmed and consumed in honor of comrades fallen in battle in order to entreat access into Valhalla from Wotan. This will give you some indication to stay away from mead unless you want to a) get drunk or b) end up in Valhalla. I love the stuff. (^_^)
I hope this helps any fellow wine neophytes out there. Of course, the depths of wine snobbery know no bounds, and certainly asking a professed wine snob will garner all the information you ever (never) wanted about the Cult of the Drop. It's a fine drink, and has kept many a rich plate of food from destroying my heart. Enjoy (someday) and remember . . . too much wine is like too much of anything. It starts to lose its flavor after the second glass.
Regards, Aaron"
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Stereotyping Canadians
2 years 10 months ago
"Gotta admit . . . it's true. But I'd also like to put forth that in the act of stereotyping others in a commercial, you're also stereotyping yourself as an ignorant, intolerant person. The thing that makes commercials like that funny for me is the very fact that they are so stupid and insipid. If you wanna get really in depth, I don't like the way Southerners are portrayed in US media. If you're not familiar with this custom, all you have to do is imagine an inbred, slovenly, uneducated fat man with four teeth with no shirt and dirty overalls sitting on his front porch drinking moonshine and firing his shotgun in the air randomly. That's pretty much the way southerners are viewed. This is such a stupid, outdated stereotype. However, it's really funny! Tell me truthfully that you didn't laugh inwardly at that image. It's funny!
I don't think the Molson commercial was meant as social commentary or a biting reparte regarding the differences in our cultures. It was just supposed to be funny, and mildly insulting all around. That sort of thing is called "tounge-in-cheek". Thought I totally agree that Americans stereotype others based on their ignorance on the day-to-day lives of the cultures. At least . . . that's the stereotypical American.
Regards, Aaron"
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Animal Slaughter
2 years 10 months ago
"*pushes his glasses up, fills Buddha's cup with water*Well . . . are you ready for this? First off, let me just tell the author of this thread that immediately taking a side and reinforcing their side with alarmist and loaded language is no way to begin a thread. You should at least qualify your words by saying "In my opinion" or "Let me start it off by saying . . . " just to make people feel less opposed to your views from the get go. Even though this is an interesting thread, you make it less so by calling down the flame on yourself right off the bat.
As most of you know, I am a vegetarian, as is my wife. We eat veggies and very few animal products. This is not because we don't think animals should die, just that we don't think animals should die for our individual dinners. We don't really like the taste of meat, and it adds little to our relatively privileged lives. We in the United States enjoy the ability to eat fresh produce from far away lands, including strawberrys and peaches in the dead of winter, and pumpkins in the spring. Our access to food is unrivaled. Because of that, my wife and I can go to Whole Foods and pick out some organically grown bananas and fair-trade black tea and organic tofu cubes for our veggie stir fry and pay for it with our check card. How nice for us.
But if my wife was starving, I would personally kill an animal with my bare hands and rip its still warm flesh from its body to feed her. It's just that simple. Some people don't have choices, and they eat what they must. If that means raising cute little piggies in a farm and cutting their throats, watching them bleed to death in the mud, and dragging their carcass unceremoniously to a fire pit for roasting . . . how nice for them. May the Buddha bless them and their family with health and peace. They are doing what they must to survive, and noble pig has given its life for them. Dancing around and giving thanks to noble pig or finding some more insidious way to kill him, like the brain spikes they use on cows, will not lessen the fact that he is dead, and the farmer is alive and full of food. How many animals are worth a single human life? How many pigs would you save from slaughter in exchange for a the life of a child?
*EDIT* Oh, and as for this . . .
I could not agree more. Cattle animals generally live full and relatively happy lives (with the exception of veal and other extreme cases) in comparison to some animals which are abused and not eaten or used for any practical reason other than to get some sick jollies.
Iron Warrior, as usual, I don't need to quote you. I can just say I agree with you wholesale.
Regards, Aaron"
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Do Real Men Wear Pink?
2 years 10 months ago
"Heh. I wish we could get hookers to wear a specific color. It would make the cop's life so much easier! You mean that red is associated with love and lust, since the red color was initially used in English heraldry to depict a particularly lascivious or "fertile" ancestry, as well as to signal their love for the Crown. Thus, the knights in red were largely regarded as being either loyal to the Crown or very sexy. Either way, when they marched into town, young ladies who were interested in bedding or entertaining them would wear red to signify their willingness to aid the knights in their nocturnal diversions. Also, if you had a child by a traveling knight, you would receive a heraldic stipend and your family would taken care of . . . theoretically.
Sorry for the retarded history lesson. Just thought you should know why hookers wore red.
Regards, Aaron"
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Your Most Unforgettable Birthday...
2 years 10 months ago
"*laughs hysterically*Oh, man. Have I got a birthday for you.
*TRUE STORY*
October XX, 2005.
Aaron is walking home on a cool October evening. His friends have abandoned him on his birthday for legitimate reasons, and his fiancee, Stella, is away for a convention. He's feeling crummy and depressed and carrying a 12-pack of beer to drink himself into a stupor. Why is he so depressed? It's his birthday. His phone rings and he sighs, putting his beer down and answering the phone, expecting to hear his fiancee or some friend or other apologizing for ditching him on his birthday.
"Aaron? Sorry for calling you like this, but Stella has not been entirely forthright with you . . . " Stella's grandmother's voice is hard as stone and sounds almost panicked. "I am sending a car for you. If you are able, please dress and come downstairs at your convenience. We have arranged a party for you and it's very important that you come."
Aaron's heart soars! It was all a joke! There IS going to be a party, and Stella would be there! So would her grandmother . . . that was odd. But no matter! Aaron throws his coat back on, straightens his tie still on from work and goes downstairs to wait for the car. The car is already downstairs, and a man in a tuxedo is holding the door. Strange. Aaron is a little nervous, but he gets in the car. The car drives out of New York City. Again, strange. Visions of gangster movies begin to dance in Aaron's head. He asks the driver where they are going. "Valacia. It's in upstate." the driver answers cryptically.
Valacia. Ah! Stella's grandmother has a lodge in the Catskills. How nice! How weird.
Two hours later, and the car arrives at a lodge with no less than 30 cars parked around it. This was going to be the best birthday ever! Aaron doesn't even know this many people! Wait . . . Aaron doesn't even know this many people. The weirdness continues. Now more than a little nervous, Aaron walks up the cheerfully lit stairs and opens the door. Several of Aaron's closest friends from New York greet him immediately with more than a little joviality! "Congratulations, Bro! Are you ready?" his best friend asks cryptically.
"Ready for what?" Aaron asks. Then, his beautiful fiancee, flushed with happiness and possibly wine, rushes across a packed room to meet him. It's then that Aaron spots his mother . . . His MOTHER?!? Aaron's mother has never come to New York. Ever. Years Aaron has lived in New York, and his mother has never visited. Stella runs into Aaron, hugging him fiercely and literally pushing him back out the front door. A great cry raises as the door shuts quickly, everyone in the house realizing that Aaron had arrived.
"Honey . . . Aaron . . . I love you. I'm so sorry I didn't tell you, but I wanted this to be a surprise and it all got messed up. Gramma and your mom were talking . . . about us . . . and about how they wanted to celebrate your birthday . . . and . . . well . . . If you want to get married, we can. No pressure," Stella's face pinched with the realization of how stupid that must have sounded. Aaron stood, thunderstruck, for what seemed like an eternity. His mother, his friends, the people he didn't know, the lodge . . . Stella had planned a surprise wedding. On his birthday. Well, technically, the day AFTER his birthday. In case he turned her down or something.
How's THAT for the greatest/weirdest birthday ever? I got my party, and ALL my friends and ALL my family came to celebrate with me. I didn't have a cake, until my wedding the next day, and I got mingled wedding/birthday presents. To this day, Stella has gone down as the sneakiest person anyone has ever known for planning a surprise wedding. In my defense, I knew we were planning the wedding, and I was involved with making choices, but I was under the impression that we were getting married months later in Hawaii. Little did I know. The best birthday present of all was mine that year . . . Mrs. VPS.
Regards, Aaron "
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Do Real Men Wear Pink?
2 years 10 months ago
"*looks at his "salmon" shirt and raises an eyebrow*{Pink? Like cheerleader pink? Or white-ish red?
Sorry. I'll stop. I have a "pink" shirt, which looks fantastic with the navy suit and striped tie that match it. It looks quite masculine, and has no influence on my manhood or sexuality.
I think the stigma of "girls in pink, boys in blue" is merely semantics. You dress an infant in these colors to indicate their sex, so clearly pink means "girl" and blue means "boy". However, my wife has plenty of blue shirts, which have no influence on her femininity. I believe that most people are mature enough to not let the use of colors to identify infants continue to identify fully functioning adults with requisite sexual queues.
Regards, Aaron"
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OMG!! It's a 'Perfect' world!!
2 years 10 months ago
"*nods at Spentzar*The old saying goes: "When all your wishes have been granted, all of your dreams have been destroyed."
As far as a "perfect" world where "humans" are "perfect", I say hogwash and poppycock. The nature of humanity is to seek more and more "perfection". You have the perfect home, the perfect spouse, the perfect children, and the perfect dog. What if your neighbor is homosexual, a cat lover, or loves to rent apartments? Your life is now crap as far as he/she is concerned. Humanity cannot be involved in "perfection". The ultimate goal of the Buddhist faith ("Nirvana" . . . not the band) is total perfection of emotion and complete awareness. To achieve this, your humanity must be lovingly stripped away. It's a hard thing to deal with, but only when we are perfectly aware of how imperfect we are as people can we hope to reach inner peace. The best any of us can hope for is the perfect awareness to see the imperfections of life and accept them with loving kindness and curiosity. We have to love picking up socks and love cleaning out cat boxes to be truly happy.
If we are projecting a magical world of total happiness . . . I think the ancient samurai had it right. The only true perfect reality would be total oblivion. Since all things die and all things are broken, the only happiness would be the end of everything. At the risk of sounding morbid, that would be a much better existence (or lack thereof) than eternally blissing over complete mundanity. Having a perfect little happy (sterile, unchanging, static, permanent) life would be a terrifying and unreasonable way to live!
Regards, Aaron"
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Looking Good, Ladies!
2 years 10 months ago
"Not with the intention of "resurrecting" this thread, but I thought I might pass along a piece from the Economist about women's appearance that pretty much answers one of my questions. It proved quite interesting to me:Regards, Aaron"
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